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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Of course size matters - Maktus
    €4.00

    Of Course Size Matters.. No One Wants A Small Glass Of Wine

    Of Course Size Matters. No one wants a small glass of wine. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Mansplain it to my Ass

    Mansplain It to My Ass Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. ...

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    €4.50
  • Dublin City Map A4 - Maktus
    Dublin City Map A4 - Maktus
    €15.00

    Dublin City Map A4 Print

    Dublin City Map A4 Print. Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin Dimensions - 210 x...

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    €15.00
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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Coaster

    Fuck Off I'm Gaming- Maktus designed drink coasters.   Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dim...

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    Cat Lovers Pizza Cutter

    Who's the cutest little cutter out there? You are, Cat Lover's Pizza Cutter! Kikkerland's Cat Lover's Pizza Cutter brings charm and feline fun to y...

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    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Ankle Socks

    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Socks She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% ny...

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    €15.95
  • Monastery Charades - Maktus
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    Monastery Charades

    A body part, you say? Charades at the monastery. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    €8.95

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs!   10 bath bombs  Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right   Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water  Creates a rainbow...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
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    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Really Shit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range ...

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  • Jeremy Irons - Maktus
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    Jeremy Irons

    Hilarious Jeremy Irons birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • Boob dish - Maktus
    Boob dish - Maktus
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    Boobs Dish

    Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house.  Material: Cera...

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  • Storm Glass - Maktus
    Storm Glass - Maktus
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    €20.00

    Storm Glass Tube With Beechwood Base

    Storm Glass that can predict the weather. The Stormglass is based on an invention of the captain of Darwin's HMS Beagle, this updated barometer res...

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    €20.00
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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
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    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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    Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

    You're the best thing since sliced bread! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside    

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    Espresso Greeting Card

    I can't espresso how much you mean to me!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown envelope included  

    €4.00
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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch!

    Fabulous day for a fabulous bitch! Designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green Envelope included

    €4.00
  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
    €4.00

    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    Some Woman For One Woman

    You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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    It's The Thought That Counts

    Say Happy Birthday with this card to any cat lover. Even if you forgot the gift you know it's the thought that counts right! Details: Designed by...

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    I Love Being Gay With You

    Show that special someone how you feel! From offensively Delightful cards. Blank inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

    €4.00
  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt

    You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Movie Buff Quiz - Maktus
    €12.95

    Movie Buff Quiz

    Movie Buff Quiz Are you a self-confessed movie addict, do you immediately see all the latest blockbusters and do you know the names of every single...

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    €12.95
  • Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    €24.95

    Mix-Master- Cocktail Shaker

    Mix Master- Markings let you know just the right amount of liquid to pour. Fancy yourself a bartender? The Mix Master Cocktail Shaker has recipes a...

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    €24.95
  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    €29.95
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    Coolaboola Tote bag

    Coolaboola Nidgie! Original artwork design by Maktus. This tote bag is a hard wearing bastard of a bag that will out live any cast member of Love H...

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    €12.95
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    Candles

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definite...

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  • Raining Men - Maktus
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    Raining Men

    Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Fox shit up - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Coaster

    It's official! It's available to buy!!! * * Except for people from Drimnagh or Dundrum Crumlin Shopping Centre - Maktus designed drink coaster.  Il...

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    You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust! Greeting Card

    ''You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust!'' From Offensively Delightful Cards Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

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    Dumble Draw

    Hilarious Dumble Draw Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting ...

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  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Christmas Blessing Card

    Sending you a Christmas Blessing!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank inside Red envelope included

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    A Big Thank You!

    A Big Thank You! Say it loud! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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    Tits 'n' Fanny Soap

    Boobs and bits….what a lovely foamy soap for all over the body! Fragranced with zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit. It’s a cheeky treat! A fun gi...

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    €9.95

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