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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
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    About Fuckin' Time Wedding Card

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • David Bowie - Maktus
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    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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  • Dublin Burds Tote - Maktus
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    Dublin Burds Tote Bag

    Dublin Burds tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carri...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Dublin Burds Coaster

    Dublin Burds coaster.  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Burds Coaster- Maktu...

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  • 100 tricks to appear smart in meetings - Maktus
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    100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

    The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

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  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
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    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
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    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
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    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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    Ye Olde Cunt

    Ye Olde Cunt Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope incl...

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  • The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

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    Fountain Of Youth

    The Fountain Of Youth. Out of Order. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Yoda Best Baby!

    Yoda Best Baby Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Cutie Pie  Range of greeting cards. Designed in ...

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  • The Dude - Maktus
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    The Dude

    The Big Lebowski, better known as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
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    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Sex Drugs, and a Cuppa Cha Coaster

    Take home this sexy coaster for your Gran. Sex, Drugs and a Cuppa Cha!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the ...

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  • Tom Thanks - Maktus
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    Tom Thanks

    Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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    A Toast To You! Card

    Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...

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  • Jesus Bandage - Maktus
    Jesus Bandage - Maktus
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    Jesus Bandages

    Jesus heals, 15 very Holy bandages for all your cuts and bruises. Not recommended for crucifixion wounds

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  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
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    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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  • Dashboard Jesus - Maktus
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    Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus Your own..personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Roy To The World

    "Roy to the world" bless you Roy Keane. Blank inside with a white envelope  170 x 120mm

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  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    Favourite Lad Coaster - Wood

    How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
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    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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  • Just married - Maktus
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    Just Married Card

    Just Married Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    Irish Insult Generator

    Sure isn't slaggin the bollix outta some hoor, the best caric there is!  With the Insult generator you can go local with 6 million Irish insults an...

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    Calm Your Tits Coaster

    Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Calm Your Tits Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    Dwight Birthday Card

    It is your birthday. I hope it's dwight-ful! Illustrated and designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange enve...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Ireland (The People are Nice) Coaster

    Ireland (The People are Nice ) Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish So...

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  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    Love You Long Time

    'Love You Long Time' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. B...

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  • Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
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    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book Pocket Bowie Wisdom is full of insights into music, identity, fame, love and creativity from one of the most pioneering m...

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    €9.95
  • Michael D Higgins Pin - Maktus
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    Michael D Higgins Enamel Pin

    Show your support for Micheal D Higgins the president of Ireland with this Maktus designed pin of Miggeldy Higgins! #aras Designed and illustrated ...

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    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin - Maktus
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    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin

    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • 101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
    101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
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    101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone

    Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the simple art of taking a few minutes out. This book o...

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug

    We’re proud to bring you the official unofficial Official Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug, endorsed by the OCSC Manager himself “Der fuckin shite”. Des...

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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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