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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
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    About Fuckin' Time Wedding Card

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
    Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
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    Ronnie Brew Mug

    Ronnie Brew mug. Joseph Ronald "Ronnie" Drew or in this case.. 'Brew'  Designed and Illustrated right here in Dublin by our very own design team! ...

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  • David Bowie - Maktus
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    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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  • Dublin Burds Tote - Maktus
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    Dublin Burds Tote Bag

    Dublin Burds tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carri...

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
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    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Dublin Burds Coaster

    Dublin Burds coaster.  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Burds Coaster- Maktu...

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    Bethlehem Review

    Thinking of staying in Bethlehem this Christmas? A wise man would recommend checking out a review or two first!  - Designed in the Maktus Studio! ...

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    A Toast To You! Card

    Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...

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  • The Dude - Maktus
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    The Dude

    The Big Lebowski, better known as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin - Maktus
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    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin

    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
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    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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    Roy To The World

    "Roy to the world" bless you Roy Keane. Blank inside with a white envelope  170 x 120mm

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    Love You Long Time

    'Love You Long Time' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. B...

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  • Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
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    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • 100 tricks to appear smart in meetings - Maktus
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    100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

    The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

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  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
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    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
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    €15.00

    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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  • Just married - Maktus
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    Just Married Card

    Just Married Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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  • The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

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    Gandalf

    A card is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Yoda Best Baby!

    Yoda Best Baby Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Cutie Pie  Range of greeting cards. Designed in ...

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  • Tom Thanks - Maktus
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    Tom Thanks

    Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Dashboard Jesus - Maktus
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    Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus Your own..personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

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    It's Your Birthday!

    ''OMG! It's Your Birthday!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
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    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Officially Too Old For Leo

    A gentle reminder for that special someone on their birthday!  Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Pink envelope included

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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    Life Without You is Pintless coaster

    The glass is definitely more than half empty!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Pintless - Maktus designed drink coast...

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  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
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    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Favourite Lad Coaster - Wood

    How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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    Sex Drugs, and a Cuppa Cha Coaster

    Take home this sexy coaster for your Gran. Sex, Drugs and a Cuppa Cha!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the ...

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  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
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    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

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  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    Sister Michael

    Christ! You Give Sisters a Bad Name! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want for Christmas, is you!

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    1 Year Older 10 Times Hotter Birthday Card

    Celebrate in style with our 1 Year Older 10 Times Hotter Birthday Card! Designed by Makingshit, this cute birthday card is sure to bring a smile to...

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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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    Pharmacy Coffee Mug

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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