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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €4.00

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    Pharmacy Coffee Mug

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

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    Favourite Lad Coaster - Wood

    How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
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    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...

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    Calm Your Tits Coaster

    Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Calm Your Tits Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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    Ireland (The People are Nice) Coaster

    Ireland (The People are Nice ) Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish So...

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    Sex Drugs, and a Cuppa Cha Coaster

    Take home this sexy coaster for your Gran. Sex, Drugs and a Cuppa Cha!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the ...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Irish Insult Generator

    Sure isn't slaggin the bollix outta some hoor, the best caric there is!  With the Insult generator you can go local with 6 million Irish insults an...

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    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....

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    Second Best Father

    Ain’t no better father than...Ted of course. Every other father comes second best, which isn’t too shabby. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-d...

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    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    It's Cher Birthday - Woop Woop! - Greeting Card

    Woop Woop It's your Birthday! Chering is caring! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday greeting card from our range of greeting c...

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    €4.00
  • Ah Stop Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Ah Stop Enamel Pin

    Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!".  Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus ...

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  • Artritis - Maktus
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    Arthritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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    Hot Stuff

    Hot Stuff Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dimens...

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    Perfect Pear Greeting Card

    To the perfect pear!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.50
  • Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    €9.95

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book Pocket Bowie Wisdom is full of insights into music, identity, fame, love and creativity from one of the most pioneering m...

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    €9.95
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Not Old Classic Card - Maktus
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    Not Old Classic Card

    You're not old...you're classic SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    8 Billion People

    8 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

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    Poolbeg Towers

    Poolbeg Towers Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us!' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own ...

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  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
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    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want for Christmas, is you!

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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    Weed Money Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €9.95
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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 m...

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    Laptop Greeting Card

    Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    Scarlett For Ya

    Scarlett For Ya - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug

    We’re proud to bring you the official unofficial Official Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug, endorsed by the OCSC Manager himself “Der fuckin shite”. Des...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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  • Cat Tea Mug - Maktus
    Cat Tea Mug - Maktus
    €16.95

    Cat Tea Mug

    For fan of tea, Use our cute cat tea cup with Fish tea infuser Strainer Filterto brew a cup of the drink per person. enjoy the most delicious and ...

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    €16.95
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    Big Bag of Cans Coaster

    A big bag of cans for the lads!  A big bag of cans for the lads!- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine pla...

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    Merry Craic-mas

    Merry Craic-mas! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00

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