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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    I'll Always Be By Your Side

    For that person of special significance in your life! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown craft envel...

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  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
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    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €11.95

    Irish Insult Generator

    Sure isn't slaggin the bollix outta some hoor, the best caric there is!  With the Insult generator you can go local with 6 million Irish insults an...

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    Calm Your Tits Coaster

    Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Calm Your Tits Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Ah Stop Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Ah Stop Enamel Pin

    Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!".  Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus ...

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  • Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
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    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book Pocket Bowie Wisdom is full of insights into music, identity, fame, love and creativity from one of the most pioneering m...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
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    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Jesus Bandage - Maktus
    Jesus Bandage - Maktus
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    Jesus Bandages

    Jesus heals, 15 very Holy bandages for all your cuts and bruises. Not recommended for crucifixion wounds

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  • Michael D Higgins Pin - Maktus
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    Michael D Higgins Enamel Pin

    Show your support for Micheal D Higgins the president of Ireland with this Maktus designed pin of Miggeldy Higgins! #aras Designed and illustrated ...

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  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    Ireland (The People are Nice) Coaster

    Ireland (The People are Nice ) Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish So...

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    Poolbeg Towers

    Poolbeg Towers Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug

    We’re proud to bring you the official unofficial Official Crumlin Shopping Centre Mug, endorsed by the OCSC Manager himself “Der fuckin shite”. Des...

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  • Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
    Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous

    Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Big Bag of Cans Coaster

    A big bag of cans for the lads!  A big bag of cans for the lads!- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine pla...

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    Birthday Poo

    Birthday Poo Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Pintman Christmas Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the Christmas cake but when he goes at it - let it snow let it shnow! Pintman Christmas Greeting Card Designed in D...

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    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....

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    Merry Craic-mas

    Merry Craic-mas! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
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    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Hot Stuff

    Hot Stuff Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dimens...

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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us!' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own ...

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Loved A Good Fart

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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  • Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks

    Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...

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  • Cat Tea Mug - Maktus
    Cat Tea Mug - Maktus
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    Cat Tea Mug

    For fan of tea, Use our cute cat tea cup with Fish tea infuser Strainer Filterto brew a cup of the drink per person. enjoy the most delicious and ...

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    €16.95
  • Vinyl Coasters - Maktus
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    Vinyl Coasters

    Vinyl Coasters Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making t...

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    €15.95
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    Mini Karaoke Microphone

    Mini Karaoke Microphone Sweet Caroline or New York New York?  Karaoke for the people!  Download the app and sing along whenever you're feeling it w...

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    €12.00
  • 101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
    101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
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    101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone

    Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the simple art of taking a few minutes out. This book o...

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    It's Cher Birthday - Woop Woop! - Greeting Card

    Woop Woop It's your Birthday! Chering is caring! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday greeting card from our range of greeting c...

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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 m...

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    Happy Birthday To My Favorite Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Bl...

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  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
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    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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  • Irishisms - Maktus
    Irishisms - Maktus
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    Irishisms The Book

    While officially in Ireland we may have only two languages, in truth is it is probably closer to three: English, Irish and Irish-English. And it ...

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    €12.95
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    Weed Money Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €8.50

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