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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

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    Some Woman For One Woman

    You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    Vinyl Coasters

    Vinyl Coasters Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making t...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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    Old As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card

    You're gonna need a hosepipe to put out all those candles. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick...

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    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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    The Cat Butt Colouring And Activity Book

    The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 hilarious cat butt coloring scenes and 20 meme-worthy activities, all featuring quirky fe...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill?

    F*ck, Marry, Kill? We've all played this game in our heads. So let your wildest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game!  

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  • Irishisms - Maktus
    Irishisms - Maktus
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    Irishisms The Book

    While officially in Ireland we may have only two languages, in truth is it is probably closer to three: English, Irish and Irish-English. And it ...

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  • Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks

    Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...

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    Happy Birthday Cuntface!

    It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
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    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something

    Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Mini Karaoke Microphone

    Mini Karaoke Microphone Sweet Caroline or New York New York?  Karaoke for the people!  Download the app and sing along whenever you're feeling it w...

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  • Michael D Higgins Pin - Maktus
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    Michael D Higgins Enamel Pin

    Show your support for Micheal D Higgins the president of Ireland with this Maktus designed pin of Miggeldy Higgins! #aras Designed and illustrated ...

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    Garda - Enamel Pin

    You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...

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  • RuPaul - Maktus
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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; ...

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    Sister Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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  • Fake News Game - Trump Edition - Maktus
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    Fake News Game - Trump Edition

    Fake News Game - Trump Edition The #FakeNews guessing card game has finally arrived. This Trump edition is based on the ridiculous statements The D...

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  • Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks

    Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...

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    Today Is All About You!

    Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day.. Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's y...

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    People I Love, Cats Ladies Socks

    Who needs people when you can have cats to love! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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    One Line A Day - Five year Diary

    This classic memory keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five s...

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  • 3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
    3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
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    3 Grump Notebooks

    Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down  things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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  • Crap Taxidermy - Maktus
    Crap Taxidermy - Maktus
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    Crap Taxidermy

    A hilarious collection of truly crap stuffed animals!  You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, br...

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    Mrs Doyle

    Go on, go on, go on, have that slice of cake! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside

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    Birthday Notions

    Birthday notions Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Wham Bam Thank You Mam

    For all the George Michael lovers Wham Bam Thank You Mam Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Range ...

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    Ah Jaysus

    Even JC rolls his eyes to Heaven sometimes! Ah Jaysus soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studio right in the heart of D...

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    Loved A Good Fart

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Gerry Christmas

    Here's wishing you a Gerry Christmas!  - Designed and Illustrated in the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Green envelope included - Quick ...

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Doubledecker Poo

    Let's do a doubledecker poo! This lovely quality card measures 150 x 150mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced f...

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  • Scout Party Hat - Maktus
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    Scout Party Hat

    Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    This Card Confirms That I Remembered Your Birthday

    Tickle their funny bone with Ashkahn's 'This Confirms I Remembered' birthday card! This text-only design hilariously assures them that their spec...

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    White Board Calendar Planner

    White Board Calendar Planner Keep your days on track and reduce paper usage! This monthly calendar board includes a dry erase marker and magnetic c...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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