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Not Old Classic Card
You're not old...you're classic SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE
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He Sees You When You are Sleeping
He Sees You When You are Sleeping Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Arthritis
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...
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What Would She Do
Meet 25 of the most powerful and inspirational women of all time. From historical world leaders to modern pioneers and international muses, these ...
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Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks
Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...
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Yer Wan In A Million!
Card for yer favourite wan! Illustrated and designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120X170mm Blank inside Blue envelope included
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Knickers
Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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Nippleless Cage
Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...
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Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card
Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...
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You'll Do
You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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Folded Piece Of Card
Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...
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Going Postal
I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...
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RuPaul - Good Luck!
RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...
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Crap Taxidermy
A hilarious collection of truly crap stuffed animals! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, br...
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Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks
Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...
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Fucking Brilliant Journal
A fun and funny way to stay organised with this little, ruled Black Gold Fucking Brilliant Notebook by Calligraphuck. Ideal for daily use! Featu...
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You my Significant Otter
You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope
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No Homes To Go To Coaster
Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...
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Awkward Star Trek Orgy
Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Your Mickey Is My Favourite
Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis) Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...
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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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I Fucking Love You
I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio
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Jackie Healy Tae Mug
Jackie Healy Tae mug! Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin by our very own Maktus design team! Get 'em while they're hot! Bring it back ...
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Dublin Doodles Tote Bag lp
Dublin Doodle tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carr...
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Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat
Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear. One size ...
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Same Penis Forever
That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...
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Cake and Cock Greeting Card
I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...
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Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch
Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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Hi I Don't Care Thanks Ladies Socks
Hi I don't care, thanks! But you might care if your not wearing these cool socks! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex
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Dark Pint A3 Print - Darth
Having a Dark pint hand drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus design studio right in the heart o...
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This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Socks
Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; ...
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Hangry Ladies Ankle Socks
Stay anyway from anyone who is hungry and angry at the same time..but if you tell them you love their socks you might not get yelled at. Women's s...
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Garda - Enamel Pin
You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...
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3 Grump Notebooks
Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...
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Dublin Skyline
Dublin Skyline coaster. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Skyline Coaster- M...
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People I Love, Cats Ladies Socks
Who needs people when you can have cats to love! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Lil Pressie
President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...
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You're My Weirdo
You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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White Board Calendar Planner
White Board Calendar Planner Keep your days on track and reduce paper usage! This monthly calendar board includes a dry erase marker and magnetic c...
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Music To My Arse
The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...
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Emergency Dad Jokes
Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...
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Birthday Llama
Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you! Inside Mess...
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F*ck, Marry, Kill?
F*ck, Marry, Kill? We've all played this game in our heads. So let your wildest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game!
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Dublin Skyline Tote Bag
Dublin Skyline tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! For anyone who wants to feel special, this is a must-have! St...
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Putin Greeting Card
Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...
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I Love you With All My Boobs
I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mess...
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One Line A Day - Five year Diary
This classic memory keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five s...
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Happy Schitt-mas Greeting Card
When you you don't have any money, but you do have taste - this is the card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn ...
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