I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Dashboard Jesus Your own personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

"Roy to the world" bless you Roy Keane. Blank inside with a white envelope  170 x 120mm

Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Bl...

The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

Card for yer favourite wan! Illustrated and designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120X170mm Blank inside Blue envelope included

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...