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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

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    You're My Best-tea

    You're My Best-tea! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ ...

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    Grumpy Old Man, Men's Socks

    Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

    €15.95
  • Motherf*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks

    These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • Get Shit Done Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Get Shit Done Men's Socks

    I am going to get shit done...Later! How many times have we said this to ourselves. At least you're admitting it with these funky socks. Men's sho...

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    You're My Favourite Bitch Greeting Card

    Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

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  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
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    Father Ted Heaven

    Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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    Nollaig Shona Duit

    Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the Maktus team. Check out o...

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  • Look at This Bum - Maktus
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    Look at This Bum

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

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    €4.50
  • Girls Night Out - Maktus
    Girls Night Out - Maktus
    €8.00

    Girls Night Out

    Girls Night Out 100 Challenges  Are you brave enough?.... Do a Handstand or cartwheel at the bar Start a Conga Line Invite a stranger to join you f...

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  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    Cheers - Greeting Card

    'Cheers ya filthy...' cheers for being a sound cunt- Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and f...

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  • Pocket Pal Llama - Maktus
    Pocket Pal Llama - Maktus
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    Pocket Pal Llama -Small

    Pocket Pal Llama Pocket Pals are fully microwaveable and 100% natural infused with lavender. These mini companions will keep your hands warm. ...

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    €14.95
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    Mom Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    Be An Artist Sketchbook

    English artist David Shrigleys presents,  ILay-Flat Binding Luxurious Heavy Weight 135gsm  GF Smith Caliisto Diamond White Paper Size 148 x 210mm...

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    Logan Roy

    Nobody says it better than Logan! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Happy Schitt-mas Greeting Card

    When you you don't have any money, but you do have taste - this is the card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn ...

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    Happy Birthday Sunshine Greeting Card

    Details: Designed by Elizabeth Olwen Size A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK mail. Produced fro...

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  • Maktus Jerseys of the 32 Counties A3 - Maktus
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    Gaelic Football Jerseys Of The 32 Counties A3 Print

    All 32 counties GAA Jersey's drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! All the GAA jerseys of the 32 counties hand drawn by one of our very...

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    €22.00
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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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  • Maith an Cailin - Maktus
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    Maith An Cailin

    Maith An Cailin Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: ...

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    Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

    He will wear these socks as a badge of honor! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
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    The Cativity

    The Cativity SIZE: 150x150mm, BLANK INSIDE PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD, SUPPLIED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

    €4.50
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    Brian Kerr Greeting Card

    Who Kerr's that it's your Birthday? Brian Kerr's!  Illustrated in store by Eoin Whelehan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday gr...

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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch!

    Fabulous day for a fabulous bitch! Designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green Envelope included

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    I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

    I fucking love you, or is it, I love fucking you. Either way works. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope...

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    Cake Candles

    'Please...no more candles' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting car...

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  • Black Cat Jewelry Stand - Maktus
    Black Cat Jewelry Stand - Maktus
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    Black Cat Jewelry Stand

    Black Cat Jewelry Stand from Kikkerland. These playful cats want to help you put away your jewelry. Simple assembly required, dish base can also ho...

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    €14.95
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    Happy Birthday wishing you a Long and Prosperous

    The biggest and best to you on your birthday from this fella! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Miscel...

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  • Cool mums cool kids - Maktus
    Cool mums cool kids - Maktus
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    Cool Mums Cool Kids

    Cool mums have cool kids. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
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    Happy Fooking Christmas

    Happy Fooking Christmas! Have a deadly one!  Illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge Check out our full range of Christmas cards in st...

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  • You're Fucking Ace - Maktus
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    You're Fucking Ace

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
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    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Bananas for You - Maktus
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    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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    Blob Fish Stress Ball

    Blob Fish Stress Ball If you’ve ever seen a photo of these curious creatures you’ll understand why they life so far away! However, we feel Blobfi...

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    €9.95
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    Kazoo That Tune

    No musical talent is required with this Kazoo That Tune Game from Ridley's Games! Hum 200 well-known tunes on the 4 jazzy kazoos for your teammates...

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    €11.95
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    Porn For Women

    Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give th...

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    €10.00
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    Pocket Pal Sloth - Small

    Pocket Pal Sloth - Small Heat me up in the microwave and I will keep you warm!! Reusable heat pack, small enough to pop in your bag on a cold morni...

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    €14.95
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    I Could Pee On This And Other Poems by Cats

    Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funn...

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  • Calm your tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your tits!

    Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individua...

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    €11.95
  • Irishology - Maktus
    €12.95

    Irishology The Book

    While we may be a nation of messers and begrudgers, we’ll always have a soft spot for our land of sunny spells and scattered showers. Who else but...

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    €12.95
  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
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    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus a...

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  • Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women - Maktus
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    Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women

    Fancy a cocktail influenced by sixty of the world's most iconic women? Free the Tipple pays tribute to a range of incredible women from artists an...

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    Lego Minifigure Puzzle

    This challenging 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle comes together to reveal a collection of your favorite LEGO® minifigures! Whether you are a Master Builde...

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    €20.00
  • Tattoo Tarot - Maktus
    Tattoo Tarot - Maktus
    €19.95

    Tattoo Tarot

    Tattoo Tarot This beautifully illustrated set of fully functional tarot cards is based on traditional tarot iconography as interpreted by MEGAMUNDE...

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    €19.95
  • Joking Hazard - Maktus
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    €29.95

    Joking Hazard Card Game

    Joking Hazard Card Game An Offensive Card Game from Cyanide & Happiness. Three or more players compete to build funny and terrible comics about...

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    €29.95
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  • Sour Puss - Maktus
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    Sour Puss

    Sour Puss Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dublin ...

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    Phil Lynott Coaster

    Phil Lynott Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated by Eoin Whelehan Illustration for Maktus. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing mela...

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    €4.50

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