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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    You're The Bees Knees Greeting Card

    In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 150mm x 150mm Square Ca...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Shitshow Greeting Card

    The Shitshow must go on!  Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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    I Would Be Losty Without You

    Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

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  • Images you should not masturbate to - Maktus
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    Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art o...

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Profanities - Maktus
    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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    El Presidente T-Shirt

    If Michael D lived in South America he'd be El Presidente to you and me! Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool ...

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    Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster

    Drink Up Ta Fuck!  Maktus designed drink coasters.  Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our ver...

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    Secret Hitler long box

    Secret Hitler long box Secret Hitler is a dramatic game of political intrigue and betrayal set in 1930's Germany. Players are secretly divided int...

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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    I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Glove

    Feed All You Fuckers oven mitt. 100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • You're a Twat - Maktus
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    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Bag Of Cans Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Bag Of Cans Enamel Pin

    Show off your stylish love for an auld big bag of cans with this enamel pin designed by the Maktus team. Silver nickel metal with epoxy finish. Des...

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  • Dublin Durtburds Print A3 Maktus - Maktus
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    Dublin Durtburds A3 Print

    Hand-drawn artwork of some Dublin winged residents. Dublin Durtburds Illustration created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by...

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    Father Ted Pin

    These pins are small, but the others are very far away... Celebrate our beloved Father Ted with this soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by t...

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    Cocktail Bible

    Here are 200 recipes from the rich flavour of an ABC Cocktail, through to the complicated but delicious sweet and spice mix of a Zombie. Each cockt...

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    €12.00
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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    Festive AF

    Festive AF Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe this Christmas card is for you. Als...

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    Dublin Snapshots Tote Bag

    Dublin Tote Bag Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm bottom gusset that provides extra volu...

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    Lunch Money Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €9.95
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    Sudapain - Enamel Pin

    Ireland’s answer to many things, Sudocream. You can't spell Pain without Pin! This homage to a staple of Irish life is good for what ails ya! Desig...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
    Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
    €18.95

    Flexible Phone Holder

    Flexible Phone Holder Perfect for any size, this gooseneck holder will make sure your phone is secure. Weight: 454g Dimensions: 80 x 10.7 x 7.1 cm

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    Tea-riffic Mum

    Tea-rific Mum Greeting Card Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Sloth Toothbrush Holder

    Sloth Toothbrush Holder Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun. Universal holder fits all toothbrush ...

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    Suckin' Diesel Coaster

    Suckin Diesel Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    Karl Marx Das Kapital Savings Bank

    Karl Marx Savings Bank For all your communist needs. Weight: 513g Dimensions: 10.2 x 9.9 x 17.8 cm

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    Merry Christmas Shithead

    Merry Christmas Shithead! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Red envelop...

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's socks

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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    I Gotcha A Lil Christmas Pressie

    Miggeldy has a Christmas pressie for ya!  - Designed by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125mmx125mm - Green envelope included - Quick dispatch

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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    Old Bean - Greeting Card

    Old Bean - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craf...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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  • Stun Hun - Maktus
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    Stun Hun Enamel Pin

    Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish  Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish  Designed and illustr...

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    Essential Irish Jokes - Coaster

    Be the live of the party with these terrib- wonderful Irish jokes! Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Essential Irish Jok...

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    You Meaney The World To Me

    Blank inside, 6x4 inches, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Old Slapper

    You scrub up well for an old slapper Blank inside, 178x126mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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    Head Massager- Copper

    Head Massager- Copper Give yourself an amazing little head massage with this wire Indian head massager. With a beautiful copper shine this Copper H...

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