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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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    Old People

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definite...

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    Happy Birthday Chew You

    Happy birthday chew you. Get ready to laugh it up fuzzball! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm

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  • You're Fucking Ace - Maktus
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    You're Fucking Ace

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
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    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    I Love Your Dick

    I Love Your Dick Illustrated and designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope ...

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  • Pooping Unicorn - Maktus
    Pooping Unicorn - Maktus
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    Pooping Unicorn

    Pooping Unicorn Pooping Unicorn candy dispenser Includes 20g jelly beans Lift tail to drop sweet Weight: 81.6 g Dimensions: 9.5 x 3.5 x 12 cm

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Dublin Durtburds Print A3 Maktus - Maktus
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    Dublin Durtburds A3 Print

    Hand-drawn artwork of some Dublin winged residents. Dublin Durtburds Illustration created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by...

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    Leo Picks You for Xmas

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some festive partying and boozing!! Designed in st...

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    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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    Sudapain - Enamel Pin

    Ireland’s answer to many things, Sudocream. You can't spell Pain without Pin! This homage to a staple of Irish life is good for what ails ya! Desig...

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    Lego Minifigure Puzzle

    This challenging 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle comes together to reveal a collection of your favorite LEGO® minifigures! Whether you are a Master Builde...

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    Porn For Women

    Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give th...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Copper Back Scratcher - Maktus
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    Copper Back Scratcher

    Copper Back Scratcher Telescopic handle for hard to reach spots. Extendable up to 20"/50 cm

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    4-in-1 Pen Tool

    4-in-1 Pen Tool This refillable 4 in 1 ballpoint pen includes: 1 Philips screw-driver head, flat head, spirit level, and a ruler. Bring this pen...

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    Pubs of Dublin coaster

    A selection of our favourite and best pubs in Dublin, Slainte! Pubs Of Dublin Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Jesus presents Card

    It would be a bit of a bummer to only get one set of presents at Christmas if your birthday is on that day or happen to be the son of God. A Chris...

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Tea-riffic Mum look

    Tea-rific Mum Greeting Card Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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    Suckin' Diesel Coaster

    Suckin Diesel Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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  • Golf Socks - Maktus
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    Golf Mens Socks

    Golf socks, swing your thing, its all mental! The perfect Irish gift idea! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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    Miggeldy Coaster

    Love Michael D Higgins?! Have your tea safely with this coaster designed by the Maktus team here in Dublin. Support our artists and Miggeldy! Migge...

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    Karl Marx Das Kapital Savings Bank

    Karl Marx Savings Bank For all your communist needs. Weight: 513g Dimensions: 10.2 x 9.9 x 17.8 cm

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  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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  • Little Bee House - Maktus
    Little Bee House - Maktus
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    Little Bee House

    Save the bees! This house provides a safe nesting place for local bees. Bees are a very important part of our ecosystem. Hang it outside in a safe...

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    Here's Your Card You Big Baby

    Here's your card you big baby.....baby! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Bday Workout

    Funny Bday Workout Greeting Card Blank inside, 120x170mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Love You More Than Cats - Maktus
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    Love You More Than Cats

    I love you more than cats. Well maybe not quite that much, but I do love you lots. Maybe display this card somewhere your cat cant see...we don't w...

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  • Instant Coasters - Maktus
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    Instant Coasters

    A set of 4 x novelty Coasters that can be filled with photos of your nearest and dearest. The perfect way to add some retro cool to any room!  Tran...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Sloppy Synopsis - Movie Edition

    Bored of run-of-the-mill movie quizzes? Sloppy Synopsis is not your ordinary movie quiz. Trivia comes in the form of poorly plotted movie descripti...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Go Raibh Maith Agat - Maktus
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    Go Raibh Maith Agat

    Go Raibh Maith Agat Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    Staying Alive Birthday Card

    Congratulations on staying alive another year! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Blue envelop included

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