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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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    Cake Candles

    'Please...no more candles' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting car...

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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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    Lego Minifigure Puzzle

    This challenging 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle comes together to reveal a collection of your favorite LEGO® minifigures! Whether you are a Master Builde...

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Love You More Than Cats - Maktus
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    Love You More Than Cats

    I love you more than cats. Well maybe not quite that much, but I do love you lots. Maybe display this card somewhere your cat cant see...we don't w...

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    Karl Marx Das Kapital Savings Bank

    Karl Marx Savings Bank For all your communist needs. Weight: 513g Dimensions: 10.2 x 9.9 x 17.8 cm

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Jesus presents Card

    It would be a bit of a bummer to only get one set of presents at Christmas if your birthday is on that day or happen to be the son of God. A Chris...

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    Suckin' Diesel Coaster

    Suckin Diesel Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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  • Golf Socks - Maktus
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    Golf Mens Socks

    Golf socks, swing your thing, its all mental! The perfect Irish gift idea! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Little Bee House - Maktus
    Little Bee House - Maktus
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    Little Bee House

    Save the bees! This house provides a safe nesting place for local bees. Bees are a very important part of our ecosystem. Hang it outside in a safe...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Copper Back Scratcher - Maktus
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    Copper Back Scratcher

    Copper Back Scratcher Telescopic handle for hard to reach spots. Extendable up to 20"/50 cm

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    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

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    You're My Favourite Bitch Greeting Card

    Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

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  • Instant Coasters - Maktus
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    Instant Coasters

    A set of 4 x novelty Coasters that can be filled with photos of your nearest and dearest. The perfect way to add some retro cool to any room!  Tran...

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  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    Closer to the Grave Greeting Card

    This card shows them what birthdays are all about...Banter and brutal honesty? Details: Designed by Chris Lyons Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8...

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    Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster

    Drink Up Ta Fuck!  Maktus designed drink coasters.  Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our ver...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Happy Birthday Chew You

    Happy birthday chew you. Get ready to laugh it up fuzzball! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm

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  • Shitting Rainbows Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Shitting Rainbows Ladies Socks

    Every day is a shitting rainbow's kinda day with these socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Bday Workout

    Funny Bday Workout Greeting Card Blank inside, 120x170mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Few Naggens Be Grand Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Few Naggens Be Grand Enamel Pin

    Mmm Vodka. Check out this fabulous pin of your favourite catch phrase "a few naggins be grand"! Designed by the Maktus team here in Dublin. Designe...

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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  • We Can Do It, Words From Awesome Women - Maktus
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    We Can Do It, Words From Awesome Women

    Ever since the dawn of time, women have been stepping up and saying ‘Yes we can!’, even while they were being told ‘No you can’t’. From unruly wom...

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  • Too Early To Drink Wine - Maktus
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    Too Early To Drink Wine

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Merry Christmas Shithead

    Merry Christmas Shithead! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Red envelop...

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    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic

    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regula...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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  • Bedside Pocket - Maktus
    Bedside Pocket - Maktus
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    Bedside Pocket

    A pocket perfect for any bedside needs.  【Strong & Durable】Made with high quality felt material, this eco-friendly caddy features lightweight ...

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    You're A Bleedin Ride Greeting Card

    You're a bleedin ride!! Designed and Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory en...

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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  • Snowman - Maktus
    Snowman - Maktus
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    Snowman

    Hey! What happened to my snowman? I Don't know. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Mom Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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  • Secret Hitler Red Box - Maktus
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    Secret Hitler Red Box

    Secret Hitler Red Box Secret Hitler is a dramatic game of political intrigue and betrayal set in 1930s Germany. Each player is randomly and secret...

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  • Bananas for You - Maktus
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    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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    Sloppy Synopsis - Movie Edition

    Bored of run-of-the-mill movie quizzes? Sloppy Synopsis is not your ordinary movie quiz. Trivia comes in the form of poorly plotted movie descripti...

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  • Go Raibh Maith Agat - Maktus
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    Go Raibh Maith Agat

    Go Raibh Maith Agat Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    I Love Your Dick

    I Love Your Dick Illustrated and designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope ...

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    Pubs of Dublin coaster

    A selection of our favourite and best pubs in Dublin, Slainte! Pubs Of Dublin Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by...

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