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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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  • Copper Back Scratcher - Maktus
    €8.00

    Copper Back Scratcher

    Copper Back Scratcher Telescopic handle for hard to reach spots. Extendable up to 20"/50 cm

    €8.00
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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

    €4.00
  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Slainte from Dublin Coaster

    Slainte (Cheers)!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Irish Coaster, with a cheers of...

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  • 4-in-1 Pen Tool - Maktus
    €6.00

    4-in-1 Pen Tool

    4-in-1 Pen Tool This refillable 4 in 1 ballpoint pen includes: 1 Philips screw-driver head, flat head, spirit level, and a ruler. Bring this pen...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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  • Profanities - Maktus
    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €9.95
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    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card

    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    €10.95
  • Stun Hun - Maktus
    €7.95

    Stun Hun Enamel Pin

    Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish  Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish  Designed and illustr...

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    €7.95
  • Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
    Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
    €18.95

    Flexible Phone Holder

    Flexible Phone Holder Perfect for any size, this gooseneck holder will make sure your phone is secure. Weight: 454g Dimensions: 80 x 10.7 x 7.1 cm

    €18.95
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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    Taylor Swift Lines To Live By

    Taylor Swift has been a global superstar for well over a decade. Her pop hits and iconic music videos constantly deliver empowering messages of se...

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  • Cacti Thank You - Maktus
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    Cacti Thank You

    Cacti Thank You Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I'll Always Look Up To You Greeting Card

    Pint of stout the aul fellas big day!  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown kraft enve...

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  • Images you should not masturbate to - Maktus
    €10.95

    Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art o...

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    €10.95
  • Dublin Durtburds Print A3 Maktus - Maktus
    €22.00

    Dublin Durtburds A3 Print

    Hand-drawn artwork of some Dublin winged residents. Dublin Durtburds Illustration created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by...

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    €22.00
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    Sudapain - Enamel Pin

    Ireland’s answer to many things, Sudocream. You can't spell Pain without Pin! This homage to a staple of Irish life is good for what ails ya! Desig...

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    Festive AF

    Festive AF Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe this Christmas card is for you. Als...

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    I Would Be Losty Without You

    Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

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    You're The Bees Knees Greeting Card

    In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 150mm x 150mm Square Ca...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

    You're the best thing since sliced bread! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside    

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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    Father Ted Pin

    These pins are small, but the others are very far away... Celebrate our beloved Father Ted with this soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by t...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    Karl Marx Das Kapital Savings Bank

    Karl Marx Savings Bank For all your communist needs. Weight: 513g Dimensions: 10.2 x 9.9 x 17.8 cm

    €18.00
  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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    Great Xmas -Dunphy

    Here's to a good xmas, but not a Great Xmas - Eamon Dunphy illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Check out our full range of Christmas c...

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  • Golf Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Golf Mens Socks

    Golf socks, swing your thing, its all mental! The perfect Irish gift idea! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
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    Espresso Greeting Card

    I can't espresso how much you mean to me!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown envelope included  

    €4.00
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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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    Sloppy Synopsis - Movie Edition

    Bored of run-of-the-mill movie quizzes? Sloppy Synopsis is not your ordinary movie quiz. Trivia comes in the form of poorly plotted movie descripti...

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    A Ghra Mo Chroi Greeting Gard

    A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    €4.50
  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Glove

    Feed All You Fuckers oven mitt. 100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches

    €16.95
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    Kazoo That Tune

    No musical talent is required with this Kazoo That Tune Game from Ridley's Games! Hum 200 well-known tunes on the 4 jazzy kazoos for your teammates...

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    €11.95
  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Bday Workout

    Funny Bday Workout Greeting Card Blank inside, 120x170mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
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