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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Suckin' Diesel Coaster

    Suckin Diesel Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster

    Drink Up Ta Fuck!  Maktus designed drink coasters.  Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our ver...

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    Sloth Toothbrush Holder

    Sloth Toothbrush Holder Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun. Universal holder fits all toothbrush ...

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    Kazoo That Tune

    No musical talent is required with this Kazoo That Tune Game from Ridley's Games! Hum 200 well-known tunes on the 4 jazzy kazoos for your teammates...

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    Ye Olde Cunt Coaster

    Ye olde cunt coaster Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaste...

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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    Healy-Raes

    Can you decipher this ancient Kilgarvan dialect? We've included a translation just to be on the safe side!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orang...

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    Harry Styles

    Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's socks

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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    Essential Irish Jokes - Coaster

    Be the live of the party with these terrib- wonderful Irish jokes! Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Essential Irish Jok...

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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    Old Bean - Greeting Card

    Old Bean - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craf...

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    You Meaney The World To Me

    Blank inside, 6x4 inches, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Lunch Money Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €9.95
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    I'm So Glad You Won!

    Here's to winning the race!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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  • You're a Twat - Maktus
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    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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    I Willy Love You

    Tell them how you willy feel!  From Brainbox Candy Red envelope included  

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    Tea-riffic Mum look

    Tea-rific Mum Greeting Card Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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  • Secret Hitler Red Box - Maktus
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    Secret Hitler Red Box

    Secret Hitler Red Box Secret Hitler is a dramatic game of political intrigue and betrayal set in 1930s Germany. Each player is randomly and secret...

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    Miggeldy Coaster

    Love Michael D Higgins?! Have your tea safely with this coaster designed by the Maktus team here in Dublin. Support our artists and Miggeldy! Migge...

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  • Boob Bowl - Maktus
    Boob Bowl - Maktus
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    Boob Bowl

    Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...

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    Knot Tied!

    You've tied the knot - bravo! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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  • Nailed It - Maktus
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    Nailed It

    You Fucking Nailed It Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Head Massager- Copper

    Head Massager- Copper Give yourself an amazing little head massage with this wire Indian head massager. With a beautiful copper shine this Copper H...

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    Dublin Snapshots Tote Bag

    Dublin Tote Bag Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm bottom gusset that provides extra volu...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Too Early To Drink Wine - Maktus
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    Too Early To Drink Wine

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
    Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Philo- Enamel Pin

    Thin Lizzy's enamatic frontman and much loved Dublin rocker, we give you Mr Phil Lynott of Crumlin. Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design ...

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    Card-again Greeting Card

    In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank Inside 150mm x 15...

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    I Do As I Please Women's Socks

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...

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    Merry Christmas Shithead

    Merry Christmas Shithead! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Red envelop...

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  • Love You More Than Cats - Maktus
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    Love You More Than Cats

    I love you more than cats. Well maybe not quite that much, but I do love you lots. Maybe display this card somewhere your cat cant see...we don't w...

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  • Snowman - Maktus
    Snowman - Maktus
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    Snowman

    Hey! What happened to my snowman? I Don't know. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic

    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regula...

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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  • Jesus Selfie - Maktus
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    Jesus Selfie

    Hilarious Jesus Selfie birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • For Ducks Sake Card - Maktus
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    For Ducks Sake Card

    Another birthday? For Ducks sake. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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  • Bedside Pocket - Maktus
    Bedside Pocket - Maktus
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    Bedside Pocket

    A pocket perfect for any bedside needs.  【Strong & Durable】Made with high quality felt material, this eco-friendly caddy features lightweight ...

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    I Love Being Gay With You

    Show that special someone how you feel! From offensively Delightful cards. Blank inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

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    Keep Her Lit

    Keep her Lit Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    Moist

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit

    Prove your awesomeness or bolster your stockpile of conversation starters! Either way, prove you re the smartest a**hole in the room with over 500 ...

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    P45 - So Long Loser

    Send off a colleague with this sweet card! P45 So Long Loser Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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    Shitshow Greeting Card

    The Shitshow must go on!  Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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