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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Cacti Thank You - Maktus
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    Cacti Thank You

    Cacti Thank You Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Xmas Pug - Maktus
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    Xmas Pug

    Xmas Pug Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    Father Ted Pin

    These pins are small, but the others are very far away... Celebrate our beloved Father Ted with this soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by t...

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  • Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
    Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Philo- Enamel Pin

    Thin Lizzy's enamatic frontman and much loved Dublin rocker, we give you Mr Phil Lynott of Crumlin. Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design ...

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  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    Wood - Enamel Pin

    It’s safe to say that 2020 has sucked! Bit one man kept us going, Wood. You will when you pick up this guy. 2020's never looked so good. Designed a...

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    Keep Her Lit

    Keep her Lit Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

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    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card

    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Moist

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Sloth Toothbrush Holder

    Sloth Toothbrush Holder Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun. Universal holder fits all toothbrush ...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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  • Boob Bowl - Maktus
    Boob Bowl - Maktus
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    Boob Bowl

    Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Essential Irish Jokes - Coaster

    Be the live of the party with these terrib- wonderful Irish jokes! Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Essential Irish Jok...

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    Old Bean - Greeting Card

    Old Bean - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craf...

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    Card-again Greeting Card

    In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank Inside 150mm x 15...

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  • Toasty Tongs - Maktus
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    Tongs Toast

     Tongs Toast High quality bamboo has been reported to be stronger than steel. You will appreciate the durability of our bamboo Toasty Tongs. Clicki...

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  • Me When My Song Comes ON - Maktus
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    Me When My Song Comes On Ladies Socks

    These gorgeous socks are so vibrant they will be hard to miss!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    I Would Be Losty Without You

    Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

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    Head Massager- Copper

    Head Massager- Copper Give yourself an amazing little head massage with this wire Indian head massager. With a beautiful copper shine this Copper H...

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  • Ah Sure Look - Maktus
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    Ah Sure Look It Card

    Ah Sure Look It  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown ...

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  • Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Sock - Maktus
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    Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

    He only hears what he wants to hear...like how awesome his socks are! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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    Slainte from Dublin Coaster

    Slainte (Cheers)!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Irish Coaster, with a cheers of...

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    I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Glove

    Feed All You Fuckers oven mitt. 100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    Tea-riffic Mum look

    Tea-rific Mum Greeting Card Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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    Staying Alive Birthday Card

    Congratulations on staying alive another year! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Blue envelop included

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    Knot Tied!

    You've tied the knot - bravo! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's socks

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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  • P45 - Maktus
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    P45 - So Long Loser

    Send off a colleague with this sweet card! P45 So Long Loser Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • For Ducks Sake Card - Maktus
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    For Ducks Sake Card

    Another birthday? For Ducks sake. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Long and Prosperous New Year Greeting Card

    The biggest and best to you for the New Year from this fella! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Miscel...

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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    True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit

    Prove your awesomeness or bolster your stockpile of conversation starters! Either way, prove you re the smartest a**hole in the room with over 500 ...

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  • The Mum. How It Works Book - Maktus
    The Mum. How It Works Book - Maktus
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    The Mum

    The Mum The perfect gift for Mum would be to let her take the day off while you do everything for her. Why not get her this book instead? "This i...

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  • The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
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    The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck

    A brilliant, hilarious homage to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, showing how to shed your mental clutter for good. Aimed at overachieving b...

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  • Enda Kenny Card - Maktus
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    Enda Kenny Card

    Check out our amazing Enda Kenny greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    I'll Never Leave You

    Enoch Burke will never leave you...unless prison gets in the way. Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions - 120x170mm Blank Inside Oran...

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  • Glow Jesus - Maktus
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    Glow Jesus

    Hilarious Christmas Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included. A6 greeting card printed on high-quality...

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    Slan Leat

    Slan leat  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Craft ...

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  • William Shakespeares Star Wars - Verily A New Hope - Maktus
    William Shakespeares Star Wars - Verily A New Hope - Maktus
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    William Shakespeares Star Wars - Verily A New Hope

    Experience the Star Wars saga reimagined as an Elizabethan drama penned by William Shakespeare himself, complete with authentic meter and verse, ...

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  • Peppy Pigeon Wind Up - Maktus
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    Peppy Pigeon Wind Up

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. These 5" tall hard vinyl wind-up pigeons are a fantastic replacement. When you win...

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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