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 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
    €4.00

    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art ...

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  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • The Dude - Maktus
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    The Dude

    The Big Lebowski, better known as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
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    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
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    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Sh...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    Leo Picks you something Special

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

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  • 21ish - Maktus
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    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Here's Your Pressie - Maktus
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    Here's Your Pressie

    Jack Nicholson starred in The Shining and was great believer in gifts. Here's Your Pressie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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    Owl Fella

    Show some love for the Owl fella! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 1...

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card. The Coolest President gets you bro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depa...

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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 m...

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    €4.00
  • Jon Snow - Maktus
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    Jon Snow, Big Birthday Bastard Card

    Game of Thrones fans know a thing or two about bastards, Happy Birthday you bastard. Big Birthday Bastart Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the M...

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  • Shane Shove - Maktus
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    Shane Shove - Boyzone

    Shane Shove. For those Shane Duffy, Boyzone fans worldwide. You Can Shove Your Birthday Up Your Hole Greeting Card Illustrated in store for Maktus ...

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
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    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
    €4.00

    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
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  • David Bowie - Maktus
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    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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  • Face Cake - Maktus
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    €4.50

    Face Cake

    Face Cake Photographic card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with grey envelope

    €4.50
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  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Here He Comes, Hide!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
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    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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