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 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • Birthday Llama - Maktus
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    Birthday Llama

    Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you!  Inside Mess...

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  • Birthday Avocardo - Maktus
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    Birthday Avocardo

    Birthday Avocado greeting card Know someone who loves Avocados and word play? Well you wont find a more perfect card then this one! Inside Message...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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  • Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
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    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine

    Nelson Mandela - Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquo...

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    21 Age Card

    We take our hat off to the incredible people who achieved amazing things before their 21st birthday. As for the rest of us... Printed on premium qu...

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    Birthday Fishes

    Birthday Fishes Greeting Card In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting ...

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  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
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    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Over the Hill... - Maktus
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    Over the Hill...

    "Over the hill...what hill? I don't remember any hill?" Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Your Twenties have now Expired - Maktus
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    Your Twenties Have Now Expired

    Your Twenties may have expired but there is no expiration date on this hilarious card so you can keep it forever and ever. A5 Card designed by Lucy...

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  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
    Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous

    Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Avocado - Maktus
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    Avocado

    The cutest little birthday card for someone very special. Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside for your own message. Printed onto FSC-approved board...

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  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Cat Whatever - Maktus
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    Cat Whatever

    Happy birthday...whatever. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
    Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
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    Finally, A Square Piece Of Card

    Finally, A Square piece of card. This must be what's missing from my life all of these years. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Not Old Classic Card - Maktus
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    Not Old Classic Card

    You're not old...you're classic SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Heard you like to party - Maktus
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    Heard You Like To Party

    I Heard You Like To Party Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Who the Fuck invited Keith - Maktus
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    Who the Fuck invited Keith

    Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Special day Dustbin card - Maktus
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    Special day Dustbin card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Let's Get Mouldy - Greeting Card

    'Have a stinking good time!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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  • Birthday Wishes Rainbow - Maktus
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    Birthday Wishes Rainbow

    Birthday Wishes Rainbow Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Tropical Feathers - Maktus
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    Tropical Feathers

    Illustrated by Carolyn Suzuki. These fun and vibrant cards have been printed and foiled on sustainable FSC paper made from birch. Size: 108mm x 14...

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    Young at Heart

    Dimensions: 140 x 140mm Cards are printed in the UK on luxurious high quality board with gold foil This card is blank inside and comes cello wrapp...

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  • Old - Maktus
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    Old

    Old. So Fucking Old. Happy Birthday. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Stephen Hawking Enjoy Your Day Mutherfucker

    Happy Birthday from your favourite foul mouthed Professor!! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 15...

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
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    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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    Today Is All About You!

    Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day.. Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's y...

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