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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
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    Harry Styles

    Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    I'm So Glad You Won!

    Here's to winning the race!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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    Shitshow Greeting Card

    The Shitshow must go on!  Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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    Old Slapper

    You scrub up well for an old slapper Blank inside, 178x126mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    You Old Fogey Greeting Card

    You can put the glasses away for this one!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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    Hip Hip Replacement (Female)

    Hip Hip Replacement - It's Your Birthday Greeting Card Shake your bootie on your birthday - just not that much. Ouch!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, ind...

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    Owl One

    Show some appreciation for yer Owl One! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensi...

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card. The Coolest President gets you bro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depa...

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  • Pintbaby - Maktus
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    Pintbaby Birthday Card

    The legend that is Pintbaby, and now he's buying the birthday rounds!  Pintbaby Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Ins...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    The Only Gift You Need Greeting Card

    Being related to me is the only gift you need Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Birthday Girl

    Happy Birthday to the lady who has it all at the ball! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for M...

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    Rude Porn Birthday Card

    Paul has stopped watching hardcore industrial drill porn to wish you a happy birthday!  From Brainbox Candy Blank inside Orange envelope included

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  • Old - Maktus
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    Old

    Old. So Fucking Old. Happy Birthday. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    You're Tayto-lly Awesome!

    You're tayto-lly awesome!  Designed in Dublin by the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank inside Brown craft envelope included

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