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 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    Push the Cake into your Face

    Take the best advice ever for a birthday Size A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials. Bla...

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    Birthday too busy for this Greeting Card

    The ideal birthday card to send to any cat lover! Wish them a great day with this humorous card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙...

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    WHISKY YEARS

    Happy Birthday In Whisky years, you just got more delicious - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually ...

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    Bottoms Up It's Your Birthday!

    Bottoms up, it's your birthday! Illustrated by Irish illustrator Bronagh Lee in the Maktus studio! Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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    To My Favourite Cunt Birthday Card

    Wish your favourite cunt a happy birthday with this offensively delightful birthday card! Blank Inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope incl...

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    Happy Birthday! You Old Slut! Birthday Card

    ''Happy Birthday You Old Slut!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Pink envelope included

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    You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust! Greeting Card

    ''You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust!'' From Offensively Delightful Cards Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

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    Happy Birthday You Old Lush! Birthday Card

    ''Happy Birthday You Old Lush!'' From Offensively Delightful Cards Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Pink envelope included

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    Laughter Is The Best Medicine

    ''Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Unless You Have Diarrhoea'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank inside Brown envelo...

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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn!

    ''You are a magical unicorn and everyone can go fuck themselves!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank Inside Grey en...

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    Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves!

    ''Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Grey envelope included

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    You're Still Alive!

    ''Happy Birthday! Good news...you're still alive!'' From Offensively delightful cards Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Grey envelope included

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    Great Job Escaping That Vagina!

    ''Hey! Great job escaping that vagina all those years ago! Happy Birthday!'' From Offensively Delightful cards Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank insid...

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    Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!

    ''Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    You're A Fucking Superstar!

    ''You're a fucking superstar!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Grey envelope included  

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    Please Fuck Off!

    ''Birthday Cat Says...Please Fuck Off!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Grey envelope included  

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    It's Your Birthday!

    ''OMG! It's Your Birthday!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    It's The Thought That Counts

    Say Happy Birthday with this card to any cat lover. Even if you forgot the gift you know it's the thought that counts right! Details: Designed by...

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    Have A Rad Birthday

    Have a rad birthday! From Jolly Awesome Blank Inside Envelope included

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    Let's Get Smashed Off Our Tits

    Let's Get Smashed Off Our Tits From Jolly Awesome Blank Inside Envelope included

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    Stay Trippie

    Stay Trippie, Little Hippe! From Jolly Awesome Blank Inside Envelope included

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    Girl Power

    Celebrate your girl friends by spreading Girl Power! From Jolly Awesome Blank Inside Envelope included

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    Another Trip Around The Sun

    Another trip around the sun, happy birthday! From Jolly Awesome Blank Inside Envelope included

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    Dick Pic card

    Hope Dick doesn’t poke her eye out. Each card measures 125mm x 175mm and comes with a cream envelope and cello bag. Printed on FSC certified, glos...

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    All Outta Fucks!

    All Outta Fucks! Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope ...

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    Big Birthday Bollox

    Big Birthday Bollox Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelo...

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    Eat Your Fucking Cake

    Eat Your Fucking Cake Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Enve...

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    Happy Birthday To My Favorite Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Bl...

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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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    Ye Olde Cunt

    Ye Olde Cunt Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope incl...

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    Officially Too Old For Leo

    A gentle reminder for that special someone on their birthday!  Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Pink envelope included

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    It's Birthday Time!

    it's birthday time. Now let's get fuckin' shitfaced! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensio...

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    Cute Hoor Greeting Card

    You Cute Hoor ye! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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