For your "MASSIVE" significant other! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Blue envelope included

Here's a birthday card that spells out the crushing reality of all birthdays. It's just another year, right. A birthday card with a retro picture o...

You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

Happy birthday....now get out. Designed and illustrated by Haima vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside  ...

Can't let the idiots feel left out! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank ins...

Deer Asshole!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

You can put the glasses away for this one!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

This is more than just a birthday card, it's also your gift. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

Who said romance is dead? Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope  

I fucking love you, or is it, I love fucking you. Either way works. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope...

Being related to me is the only gift you need Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

I'm going to blow you.....a kiss! Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

You say fuck a lot, I like that about you Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

Sorry I called you old, I thought you knew Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

You cute little fucker! Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included 

You are certainly old af.. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

Give this card to that awkward, fowl-mouthed, sarcastic, fucking delight in your life!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank i...

Let's fuck some shit up! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensons 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

Just a note to say...I love your boobies. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank Inside Lime Green envelope included

Hey sweet cheeks! Let's hump!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime green envelope included

Go head, underestimate me, that'll be fun........you've now been warned. Dimensions 105x170mm Blank inside Lime green envelope included

Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

Some oul man for one oul man!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside I...

Thank fuck for you!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...