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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

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    Wet Pussies (Hilarious Snaps of Damp Cats)

    Paired with hilarious captions, these pics will have you laughing out loud in no time. Go on - you know you want to sneak a little peek at these be...

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    Cat Light Sitting

    LED Neon cat light. We're Not Kitten Around- Purrfectly Neon Light With this sleek retro light, your workspace will be the cat's meow. The cool and...

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    7-in-1 Gadget Pen

    Bottle Opener, a phone stand, a ruler, a ballpoint pen, a stylus, a mini flat-head and a Philips screwdriver, are just a few words to describe our ...

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    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    McGonagles T-Shirt

    MacGonagles T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lo...

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    Me Feiner T-Shirt

    Me Feiner T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love...

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    Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar

    Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...

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    You Meaney The World To Me

    Blank inside, 6x4 inches, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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    What do you Meme - UK Edition

    From the creators of Cards Against Humanity comes What do you Meme?, where you compete with family and friends to create hilarious memes. Not for c...

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    Bottle Bank

    Bottle Bank - Greeting Card... ...So the neighbours won't think you're an alco! Designed in store by the Maktus team 150 x 150 mm, come with a colo...

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    Name That Bumhole

    The name the animal picture quiz Can you name the animal that the bumhole belongs to? This is not your average picture quiz. Animals’ anuses are pr...

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    Drag Queen Colouring Book

    Get ready for some glamazon realness Experiencing full boredom realness? The Drag Queen Coloring Book is the chiccest thing in coloring in for adul...

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    Karens In The Wild Colouring Book

    Need something to relieve the boredom? What to do on a rainy day is always a problem. The Karens in the Wild Coloring Book for adults is guaranteed...

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    Snippers Grand Edition

    The Whisky Grand Edition is doubled in size to 700mL and has a gold-plated label which is numbered by hand. The Whisky Grand Edition, or as we like...

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    It’s Your Job- Roy Keane enamel pin

    Look - it's your job to buy this pin. Are you gonna argue with Roy?! Roy Keane soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studi...

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    Ah Jaysus

    Even JC rolls his eyes to Heaven sometimes! Ah Jaysus soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studio right in the heart of D...

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    Father Ted Pin

    These pins are small, but the others are very far away... Celebrate our beloved Father Ted with this soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by t...

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    Fuck Off

    'tis the season to FUCK OFF. Bah Humbug! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Hip Hip Replacement (Female)

    Hip Hip Replacement - It's Your Birthday Greeting Card Shake your bootie on your birthday - just not that much. Ouch!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, ind...

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    Dia Duit

    Dia Duit greeting card! Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeti...

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    Sister Michael

    Christ! You Give Sisters a Bad Name! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    Grandma's Seen Shit

    Grandma's Seen Shit socks That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-...

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    Dear Wine Yes

    Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Gift Wrap for Dick at Your Door treat

    Have your special little treat wrapped for your victim, bless. Gift wrap service for surprise dick product only 

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    Custom a Message for your Dick at your Door gift?

    Write your own personalized message for the lucky recipient of this kind gift!

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    A Big Thank You!

    A Big Thank You! Say it loud! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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    Bravo!

    Bravo! Good show! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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    Boob Domino Game

    The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...

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    Just My Type

    Your just my type, did you read my mind?! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside ...

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    New Home!

    Congrats on the new Home -can't wait for the housewarming invite! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Braceb...

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    Birthday Girl

    Happy Birthday to the lady who has it all at the ball! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for M...

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    Bon Voyage

    Bon voyage - safe trip and see you soon! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside M...

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    Knot Tied!

    You've tied the knot - bravo! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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    Happy Birthday Cake

    Have yourself a big slice - go on you deserve it! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus...

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    Special Delivery

     The Stork is bringing good news and best wishes with this Special Delivery! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by S...

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    Cheers For Being A Sound C*nt! Coaster

    Cheers ya sound cunt - I'll order one of those please!  Illustrated and designed by Martina Leonard for Maktus. Cheers ya sound c*nt  - Maktus desi...

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    Traditional Pubs Of Ireland Coaster

    Traditional Pubs on coaster - I'll order one of those please!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Traditional Pubs Of Ire...

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    Life Without You is Pintless coaster

    The glass is definitely more than half empty!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Pintless - Maktus designed drink coast...

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    Failte Coaster

    A million welcomes to you - and here's your first your thirst!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Failte - Maktus design...

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    Are you Right There Now Folks

    Are you Right Folks There! Time Please! Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Are you Right Folks There? Coaster - Maktus de...

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    Retro Collage 2 Coaster

    Tourist Spots in Ireland done in a retro style!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Retro Ireland Coaster 2 - Maktus desi...

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    Retro Collage 1 Coaster

    Tourist spots in Ireland done in a retro illustrative style Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Retro Ireland Coaster 1 - ...

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    Ireland All Time XI Subbuteo

    The all time Irish Football team - it's a tough call so we did it so you don't have to!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design tea...

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    You're My Cuppa Tea!

    My Cuppa Tea! Plonk yourself down there! Illustrated and designed by Martina Leonard for Maktus. My Cuppa Tea - Maktus designed drink coasters.  C...

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    Wife Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    Husband Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    BFF Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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