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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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    To My Valentine - You're Lucky I'm Not Picky

    Happy Valentines you lucky git! Rejoice in the romance while you can! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentine card. Designed in Du...

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    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad!

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad! Say it with flowers, delivered by your Favourite Romantic Lad! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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    This Valentine's

    This Valentines day, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart... Inside message- You didn't choose me based on my romantic qualities. 177x...

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    Love Shit TV Valentine

    Love...Is Agreeing To Watch A TV Programme You Both Agree Is Shit.  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Inclu...

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    Cut Out Heart Valentine

    Be My Valentine. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Cock In A Box

    From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Secret Admirer Ironing

    From A Secret Admirer ... Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    CCTV Secret Admirer

    CCTV Secret Admirer Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    So Glad

    I'm So Glad You Decided You Couldn't Do Better Than Me. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft ...

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    GAA Jerseys of the 32 counties A4

    All 32 counties GAA Jersey's drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! All the GAA jerseys of the 32 counties hand drawn by one of our very...

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    Coolaboola Print Square

    Hand illustrated type print of the great Irish word Coolaboola guarantees to bring a feelgood vibe to somebody home or office.  Coolaboola baby! Di...

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    Coolaboola Tote bag

    Coolaboola Nidgie! Original artwork design by Maktus. This tote bag is a hard wearing bastard of a bag that will out live any cast member of Love H...

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    Coolaboola - T-Shirt

    Coolaboola T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lov...

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    Manky Dishes - Tea Towel

    Clean up your Manky dishes in style with this Maktus designed Tea Towel!Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent and durable...

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    DURTY Dishes - Tea Towel

    Clean up your dirty dishes in rapid time with this DART inspired Teatowel. Maktus designed Tea Towel. Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help...

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Festive AF

    Festive AF Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe this Christmas card is for you. Als...

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    Smartphone Tripod

    Smartphone Tripod  Start using your phone like the pros! The Smartphone Tripod is a great phone accessory for live streamers, vloggers, beauty gu...

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    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Ankle Socks

    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Socks She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% ny...

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    I Do As I Please Women's Socks

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...

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    Plants Get Me Women's Ankle Socks

    Plants Get Me Women's Socks Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it ...

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    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....

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    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks

    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 3...

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    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    Bosco Print A4

    Bosco A4 Print designed by Irish illustrator Eoin Whelehan Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio right in the heart...

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    Fucking Habit Ashtray

    Fucking Habit Ashtray Make a bold statement in your abode with this Fucking Habit Ashtray. A fun gift idea for someone who loves a swear, this Fuck...

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    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock

    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock The alarm clock that best represents us when it comes to getting up! Inspired by the classic retro alarm clock design w...

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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    Vinyl Pizza Cutter

    Vinyl Pizza Cutter NOVELTY PIZZA SHAPE - Fully Functional Cutter HIGH QUALITY - Made of lightweight plastic, Easy to clean and can be hung up when...

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    Fucking Late Wall Clock

    Fucking Late Wall Clock Good times! Rethink the traditional timepiece as functional wall decor. Material- ABS Plastic Dimensions-300*35*300  

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    Only Massive - Pocket Mirror

    Sure yer Only Massive! Go on! 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror design 58mm pocket mirror

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    Banjaxed Coaster

    When you can't even - this coaster is here for you!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Banjaxed - Maktus designed drink ...

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    Essential Irish Jokes - Coaster

    Be the live of the party with these terrib- wonderful Irish jokes! Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Essential Irish Jok...

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    Meow- Neon Cat Light

    LED Neon cat light. We're Not Kitten Around- Purrfectly Neon Light With this sleek retro light, your workspace will be the cat's meow. The cool and...

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    Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green

    Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?!...

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Coaster

    It's official! It's available to buy!!! * * Except for people from Drimnagh or Dundrum Crumlin Shopping Centre - Maktus designed drink coaster.  Il...

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    Paul McGrath - Coaster

    Ooh Ahh - Pour McGrath! Have a glass of whatever with this coaster to support it. Paul McGrath Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrate...

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    Duck Feet Yellow Planter - Small

    Duck Feet Yellow Planter - Small Porcelain Duck Feet planter. With a bisque glazing on the outside and a water proof glazing inzside. The hand made...

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    The Finger Sculpture - Black

    The Finger Sculpture - Black Invite a little life into your home, office and store front space. This hand sculpture is perfect for displaying your ...

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    More Classic Art Memes

    When you order your first Turmeric Latte. More Classic Art Memes. From Renaissance classics to Romantic favourites, even more historical artworks a...

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    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book

    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book Hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so slightly naughty search-and-find book. They see...

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    William Shakespeare- The Empire Striketh Back

    William Shakespeare- The Empire Striketh Back- Star Wars Part The Fifth. Author: Doescher, Ian Publisher: Quirk Books Format: Hardback Publication...

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    Dublin Durt Burds - Mug

    Have a nice cuppa with the Dublin Durtburds. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot - or they'll burst ya! Individ...

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    Backarseofbeyond - Enamel Pin

    We've all been there, so why not wear it as a souvenir?! This funny Irish road sign pin will resonate with any seasoned Irish tourist. Designed and...

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    The White Lady - Enamel Pin

    What does the iconic White Lady statue mean? We know but we're not telling... (sure it's up to you anyway :) ) Designed and illustrated by the Makt...

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