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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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  • Sloth Mask - Maktus
    €35.00

    Sloth Mask

    A Sloth Mask is just what you need to learn to live life at the right speed. Judgmental people think the sloth is slow, but we know they’re actuall...

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    €35.00
  • Mind Yourself - Maktus
    €4.00

    Mind Yerself

    Mind Yourself Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Beige E...

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    €4.00
  • Everything is Fucked - Maktus
    €22.95

    Everything is Fucked

    A counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope, in which the author of the bestselling The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck turns his gaze from in...

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  • How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety - Maktus
    How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety - Maktus
    €10.95

    How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety

    A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to thei...

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    €10.95
  • Ireland V England A3 - Maktus
    €22.00

    Ireland V England, Croke Park 2007 A3 Print

    A3 Rugby print commemorating that momentous day....when 15 men in green jerseys became giants.  Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Ma...

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    €22.00
  • Corny Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Corny Card - You Are A-Maize-ing

    Here's A Corny Card, Cos I Think You're A-Maiz-ing Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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  • Louis Theroux - Maktus
    €4.00

    Louis Theroux Greeting Card

    Let Louis get you Theroux this. You Will Get Theroux This Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Brace...

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    €4.00
  • Dublin Pubs Tea Towel - Maktus
    €12.00

    Dublin Pubs Tea Towel

    Dublin pubs coasters tea towel. Designed by the Maktus team.Polyester dish cloth. Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent a...

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    €12.00
  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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  • Shut the fuck up - Maktus
    €2.00

    Shut The Fuck Up

    Well Done! Now Shut The Fuck Up About It Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gree...

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    €2.00
  • Hope it works - Maktus
    €2.00

    Hope It Works Out

    Shitty wedding card with crap art that depicts a crap wedding scene, perfect for a laugh. Funny Irish wedding and birthday cards for Shitty Occasio...

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    €2.00
  • Next Stop - Maktus
    €4.00

    Next Stop - The Knackers Yard

    We all love some crap art and as you're getting old that means your getting wheeled off to the knackers yard to be turned into glue, could be worse...

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  • Old Bollox - Maktus
    €4.00

    Old Bollox

    Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    €4.00
  • Best Wishes - Maktus
    €2.00

    Best Wishes

    To a shit sports star here's your kick in the balls! Funny Irish birthday card in a shitty retro style. Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions  - Best ...

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    €2.00
  • Special Dad - Maktus
    €4.00

    Special Dad- Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams

    To A Very Special Dad. Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams Greeting Card Shitty Cards For Shitty Occasions The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designe...

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    €4.00
  • Shitty Train - Maktus
    €4.00

    Shitty Train

    Here comes the Arthritis Express! Happy Birthday! This Shitty Painting Of A Train Is All You're getting! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, c...

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    €34.95

    Secret Hitler long box

    Secret Hitler long box Secret Hitler is a dramatic game of political intrigue and betrayal set in 1930's Germany. Players are secretly divided int...

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    €34.95
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  • Shipping Difference - Maktus
    €6.00
  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    €4.00
  • Still A Cock - Maktus
    €4.00

    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €4.00
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    White Board Calendar Planner

    White Board Calendar Planner Keep your days on track and reduce paper usage! This monthly calendar board includes a dry erase marker and magnetic c...

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    €12.00
  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
    €4.00

    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    €4.00
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €4.00

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    €4.00
  • Shane Shove - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Shane Shove - Boyzone

    Shane Shove. For those Shane Duffy, Boyzone fans worldwide. You Can Shove Your Birthday Up Your Hole Greeting Card Illustrated in store for Maktus ...

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  • Bitchy and Judgemental Birthday Card - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Bitchy and Judgemental Birthday Card

    Best friends are, well the best! They know all your secrets (whether you want them to or not), they'll keep your hair out of your face when you're ...

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    €4.00
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  • Pintbaby - Maktus
    €4.00

    Pintbaby Birthday Card

    The legend that is Pintbaby, and now he's buying the birthday rounds!  Pintbaby Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Ins...

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    €4.00
  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
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    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • Married and Pissed - Maktus
    €4.00

    Married and Pissed

    You're Getting Married! I'm Getting Pissed !Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 ...

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    €4.00
  • Ceol Traidisiunta A3 - Maktus
    €22.00

    Ceol Traidisiunta A3 Print

    Ceol Traidisiunts A3 Print designed by illustrator Shawn Bracebridge. Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus design studio rig...

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    €22.00
  • Dublin City Map A3 - Maktus
    Dublin City Map A3 - Maktus
    €22.00

    Dublin City Map A3 Print

    Dublin City Map illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus studio. Printed on 300gsm watercolour paper. Designed and illustrated by Shawn Brace...

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    €22.00
  • Expired - Maktus
    €4.00

    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    €4.00
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €4.00

    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    €4.00
  • Your Twenties have now Expired - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Your Twenties Have Now Expired

    Your Twenties may have expired but there is no expiration date on this hilarious card so you can keep it forever and ever. A5 Card designed by Lucy...

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  • Happy Birthday Human - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Happy Birthday Human

    We all wish our cats could go out and buy us a birthday card, but they are just too short to reach the counter so I guess you better buy this for t...

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  • Excessive - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Excessive

    The perfect card for someone special to open at their birthday party where of course absolutely no excessive drinking will take place! A5 Card by L...

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  • Avocado - Maktus
    €4.00

    Avocado

    The cutest little birthday card for someone very special. Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside for your own message. Printed onto FSC-approved board...

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    €4.00
  • Shake your Tits - Maktus
    €4.00

    Shake your Tits

    We all celebrate our birthdays in different ways...enough said! A5 card designed by Lucy Maggie Designs, with a coloured envelope. Measures 120 x ...

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    €4.00
  • Good Thanking - Maktus
    €4.00

    Good Thanking

    Thanks you naughty boy you! You Deserve A Good Thanking Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimen...

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    €4.00
  • Proud you're mine - Maktus
    €4.00

    Proud You're Mine

    Proud You're Mine Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • New House - Maktus
    €4.00

    New House

    Congrats On Being Broke/New House Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 250 m...

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    €4.00
  • Manners - Maktus
    €4.00

    Manners

    Mandatory Thank You Card - To Prove I Have excellent Manners Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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    €4.00

    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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    €4.00

    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    €4.00
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  • Fuckin lady - Maktus
    €4.00

    Mom thanks for raising me as a proper fuckin Lady

    Mom, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Lady Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • Fuckin gent - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fuckin Gent Dad Card

    Dad, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Gent Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • Bad mom - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Bad Mom- Ugly Children

    Mom, No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Can Always Take Comfort That You Don't Have Ugly Children  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • 9 months - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Congrats on the new Baby!

    Congrats On Being 9 Month's Sober- The New Baby Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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