Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Why are the most handsome ones always the most devilish? Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex."h X "d

Just you wait, you whippersnapper. You'll be crotchety too! Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Dive into a world of passion and pleasure with these naughty ice breakers, designed to ignite the flames of curiosity and deepen connections. Rangi...

In Ireland, it seems everyone is a black belt in the verbal arts. Irish English is a vital, constantly changing phenomenon – perhaps more so than a...

Plunge head-first into this humorous adult activity book, full of jokes, puzzles and trivia which celebrate an upstanding appendage. Whether you pr...

You can’t be zen all the time. When life drives you up the wall, sometimes the only thing to do is have a good old rant. This journal is for those ...

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman. Second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjok...

From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realis...

A punk, a poet and an Irishman!  Shane MacGowan A3 print, designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in collaboration with the Maktus Studio!  D...

"When i'm in England, I say i'm from Ireland. When i'm in Ireland I say i'm from Dublin. When i'm in Dublin I say i'm from Crumlin." Phil Lynott A3...

A punk, a poet and an Irishman!  Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in collaboration with the Maktus Studio!  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing mela...

Irish Rugby Jersey Coaster Illustrated and Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-sl...

Have a great Father's Day Poo! Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

Discover Ireland’s must-do adventures that represent all that’s great about the island. These 100 activities include relaxing walks in beautiful pl...

Celebrate The Black Pearl of Inchicore with this Paul McGrath Enamel Pin designed in our studio! Nickel metal pin with epoxy finish  

Mad Yoke Enamel Pin Designed in store by Shawn Bracebridge and the Maktus Team! Nickel Metal with epoxy finish  

One of Ireland's top exports and BAFTA winning, Emmy nominated actor....now immortalised in pin form!  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus desig...

Pierce(d) Brosnan....what a stud!  from Punny Dreadful Brown craft envelope included

Pink boob pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets!

Hedgehog pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets!  From Bitten

Thanks a bunch! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Yellow envelope included

Designed in store by MaktusPolyester dish cloth.Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent and durable kitchen towel. Wash dis...

EMMA is a pre-assembled hexagonal sunglasses with soft touch frame and overlap lenses. Frame Color: BlackLens Color: Gradient Black CLEANING:  Use...

_ Frame Color: Black and grayLens Color: Black ; Category: light filter 3 (8%-18% transmittance) with UV 400 protection Not too rounded and with...

Frame color: Havana and blueLens color: Black ; Category: light filter 3 (8%-18% transmittance) with UV 400 protection Not too rounded and with a ...

ALEXEI is a pre-assembled drop-shaped sunglasses with a soft touch frame. Color: Classic Havana CLEANING:  Use a damp cloth and a normal neutral...

Color: Midnight (blue lenses) Not too rounded and with a large focal length, Giovanni is made with extremely soft touch material. He will pamper...

A game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you’ll find over 300 well-known (and enterta...

No musical talent is required with this Kazoo That Tune Game from Ridley's Games! Hum 200 well-known tunes on the 4 jazzy kazoos for your teammates...

This stylish phone stand will make you as happy as a lark! Its sturdy beechwood design holds your phone or tablet at the optimal viewing angle. D...

Relax at home, at work, and on a mini-embroidery. This beautiful Rose embroidery kit includes a bamboo hoop frame, canvas to stitch on, color threa...

Mamma Mia! You're the perfect ingredient!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Bl...

Happy wedding day!  Blank inside Blue envelope included

Make sure your bff has the absolute best birthday ever! Treat them with this bright and cheerful card designed by Frieda Ruh with her distinctive ...

Tickle their funny bone with Ashkahn's 'This Confirms I Remembered' birthday card! This text-only design hilariously assures them that their spec...

When one door closes and another one opens, it probably means you are in prison.

Paul has stopped watching hardcore industrial drill porn to wish you a happy birthday!  From Brainbox Candy Blank inside Orange envelope included

Do you know your Jedi from your Sith? Can you name the planet that Chewbacca comes from? Put your knowledge to the test with over 1,000 questions ...

In this explosive first-person account of swapping the White House for the Big House, Donald Trump aims to Make Prison Great Again. Life inside is...

The doomsday clock is seconds from midnight. Extinction-level dangers draw closer with every tick. Fear not and feel fine! Here is an indispensabl...

When The Sopranos aired in 1999, it was at the forefront what is now known as the Golden Age of TV. This little book gives fans of the show a chan...

Small amanita mushroom candle is a decorative candle that is shaped like a mushroom, specifically inspired by the Amanita muscaria. It is ideal...

Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

Otis brings joy with his vibrant RGB light, creating a playful atmosphere in any room. With a convenient 30-minute timer, parents can set Otis to ...

Bamboo comes to life with a white light, creating a soothing ambiance in any room - Simply tap him to turn on and off! With a convenient 30-minute...