Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

All the Gear, no Idea Card PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE SIZE: 150x150mm CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

I'm Game If You Are... Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on heavyweight board, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

Thanks for putting up with my shit- Pope Francis greeting card Designed in Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 m...

I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

It's Written In The Stars Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Fun party huh?  We have to leave immediately. You peed on the rug didnt you? I'll get our coats. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a...

Black-Get It On◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

I ate you, but I miss you. Inside Message: Blank Printed on FSC Certified Paper  ◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 120mm◙ White Envelope and biodegradable cel...

Share your excitement with a little pea! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired wi...

Tell that special someone how otterly fabulous they are! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message...

Send some loving words of support!  Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions:...

Sorry I Giraffe You Crazy! Card Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 15...

For your bestest bitch! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 15...

Slan leat  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Craft ...

''You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust!'' From Offensively Delightful Cards Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

''You Are Strong, Fearless & Badass...In Other Words...I'm So Fucking Proud Of You.'' From Offensively Delightful cards. From Offensively Delig...

''You are a magical unicorn and everyone can go fuck themselves!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank Inside Grey en...