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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Valentines card range

Valentine Cards

The mushiest selection of Valentine's cards to tell that special person how you feel in the funniest or sweetest way possible.
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    Cut Out Heart Valentine

    Be My Valentine. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
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    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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  • You my sidekick for life - Maktus
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    You My Sidekick For Life

    You my sidekick for life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    What's Love got to do with it Motherf*cker!

    Say it like you mean it Motherfucker! Happy Valentines! Illustrated by Danielle Byrne 105x150mm Grey Envelope included

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  • I Love you with all my boobs. - Maktus
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    I Love you with all my boobs.

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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  • Fancy a Rattle - Maktus
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    Fancy A Rattle

    Fancy A Rattle ? Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm (Regular)◙ Pink...

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  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
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    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
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    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Corny Card VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Corny Card VALENTINES

    Here's A Corny Card, Cos I Think You're A-Maiz-ing Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    You're A Brat

    You're a brat, but you're mine Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Brown envelope included

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  • vespa couple - Maktus
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    Vespa Couple

    Vespa Couple Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dubl...

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  • Breathless
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    You Leave Me Breathless

    You Leave Me Breathless Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Cutie Pie Range of greeting cards. Desi...

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    Black-Get It On

    Black-Get It On◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
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    Life's A Drag

     Life Without You Is Such A Drag Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Otterly Fabulous

    Tell that special someone how otterly fabulous they are! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message...

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  • Liam - Maktus
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    Liam Gallagher Greeting Card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Greeti...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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  • Tolerate You - Maktus
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    Tolerate You

    I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned - Maktus
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    It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned

    Ahh, how sweet! Love is in the air. It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ...

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  • It's remarkable how long - Maktus
    It's remarkable how long - Maktus
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    It's Remarkable How Long

    It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Gaydar - Maktus
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    Gaydar

    You're on my Gaydar, beep beep. You're On My Gaydar Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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  • Proud you're mine - Maktus
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    Proud You're Mine

    Proud You're Mine Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • You're The Coolest Person I know - Maktus
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    You're The Coolest Person I Know But I Don't Get Out Much

    Be sweet but not too sweet with this quirky card. You're The Coolest Person I Know, But I don't Get Out Much  Greeting Card The perfect funny, quir...

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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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  • Earthworm - Maktus
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    Earthworm

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Bee Mine

    Bee Mine - Greeting Card Go on - Bee my Valentine honey!!! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside...

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  • Bed Buddies - Maktus
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    Bed Buddies

    Bed Buddies Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gree...

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    James Brown You're My Sex Machine Card

    James Brown wants you to Get On Up. Who are you to say no to the Godfather of Soul? You're My Sex Machine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the M...

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  • Hey Girl - Maktus
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    Hey Girl

    Hey Girl Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    I Willy Love You

    Tell them how you willy feel!  From Brainbox Candy Red envelope included  

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  • I'd Shave My Legs For you - Maktus
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    I'd Shave My Legs For you

    I'd Shave My Legs For You Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    You Bring Out The Best In Me - Greeting Card

    You Bring Out The Best In Me - the ideal card for the one who snapped you up! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentines Day cards. ...

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    To My Valentine - You're Lucky I'm Not Picky

    Happy Valentines you lucky git! Rejoice in the romance while you can! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentine card. Designed in Du...

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    This Valentine's

    This Valentines day, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart... Inside message- You didn't choose me based on my romantic qualities. 177x...

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    Cock In A Box

    From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Secret Admirer Ironing

    From A Secret Admirer ... Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    You're My Cuppa of Tea - Greeting Card

    'You're too good to be brew!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards...

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    Get My Hand On Your Meat

    I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

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    Here I am Greeting Card

    Every Once and a While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life - And Here I Am! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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