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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
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    Leo Picks You for Xmas

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some festive partying and boozing!! Designed in st...

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    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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  • You're Fucking Ace - Maktus
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    You're Fucking Ace

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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    Closer to the Grave Greeting Card

    This card shows them what birthdays are all about...Banter and brutal honesty? Details: Designed by Chris Lyons Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8...

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    I Love Your Dick

    I Love Your Dick Illustrated and designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope ...

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    Old People

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definite...

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    I'll Never Leave You

    Enoch Burke will never leave you...unless prison gets in the way. Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions - 120x170mm Blank Inside Oran...

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    Happy Birthday Chew You

    Happy birthday chew you. Get ready to laugh it up fuzzball! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    Jesus presents Card

    It would be a bit of a bummer to only get one set of presents at Christmas if your birthday is on that day or happen to be the son of God. A Chris...

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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    Tea-riffic Mum look

    Tea-rific Mum Greeting Card Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards....

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    This Card Confirms That I Remembered Your Birthday

    Tickle their funny bone with Ashkahn's 'This Confirms I Remembered' birthday card! This text-only design hilariously assures them that their spec...

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    Love You More Than Cats

    I love you more than cats. Well maybe not quite that much, but I do love you lots. Maybe display this card somewhere your cat cant see...we don't w...

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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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    Here's Your Card You Big Baby

    Here's your card you big baby.....baby! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Bday Workout

    Funny Bday Workout Greeting Card Blank inside, 120x170mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Go Raibh Maith Agat - Maktus
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    Go Raibh Maith Agat

    Go Raibh Maith Agat Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Cacti Thank You

    Cacti Thank You Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Moist

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Too Early To Drink Wine - Maktus
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    Too Early To Drink Wine

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    Staying Alive Birthday Card

    Congratulations on staying alive another year! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Blue envelop included

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    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card

    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    I Would Be Losty Without You

    Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

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    Espresso Greeting Card

    I can't espresso how much you mean to me!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown envelope included  

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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    A Ghra Mo Chroi Greeting Gard

    A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...

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    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic

    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regula...

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    Merry Christmas Shithead

    Merry Christmas Shithead! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Red envelop...

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    Old Bean - Greeting Card

    Old Bean - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craf...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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    Snowman

    Hey! What happened to my snowman? I Don't know. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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