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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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    €4.00
  • Not Old Classic Card - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Not Old Classic Card

    You're not old...you're classic SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE

    €4.00
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  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
    €4.00

    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I'll Always Be By Your Side

    For that person of special significance in your life! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown craft envel...

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    Happy Birthday To My Favorite Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Bl...

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    €4.00
  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Kebabba The Hutt - Maktus
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    Kebabba The Hutt

    Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Happy Schitt-mas Greeting Card

    When you you don't have any money, but you do have taste - this is the card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn ...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    Lil Pressie

    President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
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    Father Ted Heaven

    Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Gandalf

    A card is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Wham Bam Thank You Mam

    For all the George Michael lovers Wham Bam Thank You Mam Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Range ...

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    €4.00
  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    €4.00

    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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    €4.00

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