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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
All Maktus Stuff

All Maktus Stuff

We're a bunch of people, in a room, in Dublin, designing stuff, for you to buy.  You can then use it, or give it to somebody or pawn it. 

  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €4.00

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us!' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own ...

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    Have a Merry Auld Christmas

    Have A Merry Auld Christmas!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Green envelope included

    €4.00
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    Big Bag of Cans Coaster

    A big bag of cans for the lads!  A big bag of cans for the lads!- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine pla...

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    Some Woman For One Woman

    You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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    Happy Birthday Cuntface!

    It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

    €4.00
  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something

    Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Garda - Enamel Pin

    You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...

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    €7.95
  • Michael D Higgins Pin - Maktus
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    Michael D Higgins Enamel Pin

    Show your support for Micheal D Higgins the president of Ireland with this Maktus designed pin of Miggeldy Higgins! #aras Designed and illustrated ...

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    €7.95
  • RuPaul - Maktus
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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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    Birthday Notions

    Birthday notions Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    Mrs Doyle

    Go on, go on, go on, have that slice of cake! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside

    €4.00
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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    Thank Fuck For You Greeting Card

    Thank fuck for you!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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    Dublin Skyline

    Dublin Skyline coaster.  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Skyline Coaster- M...

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    Here's Your Card You Big Baby

    Here's your card you big baby.....baby! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Caterpillar Cake

    Caterpillar Cake! In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blan...

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  • Jackie Healy Tae Mug - Maktus
    Jackie Healy Tae Mug - Maktus
    €11.95

    Jackie Healy Tae Mug

    Jackie Healy Tae mug! Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin by our very own Maktus design team!  Get 'em while they're hot! Bring it back ...

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    Dublin Doodles Tote Bag

    Dublin Doodle tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carr...

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    €12.95
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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    You're A Bleedin Ride Greeting Card

    You're a bleedin ride!! Designed and Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory en...

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  • Talk To Joe Duffy Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Talk To Joe Duffy Enamel Pin

    Its Liveline and your on caller, Talk to me! RTE's finest Joe Duffy immortalized in soft enamel  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design stu...

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    €7.95
  • Dublin Skyline Tote Bag - Maktus
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    Dublin Skyline Tote Bag

    Dublin Skyline tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! For anyone who wants to feel special, this is a must-have! St...

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    Vinyl Records Coaster

    Vinyl Records Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    I'm Not Gay coaster

    I'm not Gay.. but my Boyfriend is! Designed by our very own Maktus team.  I'm Not Gay Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and de...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
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    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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  • Durt Burd - Maktus
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    Durt Burd Enamel Pin

    Ya wha?- the lovely Dublin pigeon. Isn't she only bleedin gorgeous! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dubl...

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    Craft Brews Coaster

    Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Crafts Brews Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wear...

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    €4.50
  • Paws for rest - Maktus
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    Paws For Rest

    Paws For Rest Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Silver ...

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    €4.00
  • Maktus Jerseys of the 32 Counties A3 - Maktus
    €22.00

    GAA Jerseys Of The 32 Counties A3 Print

    All 32 counties GAA Jersey's drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! All the GAA jerseys of the 32 counties hand drawn by one of our very...

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    €22.00

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