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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Artritis - Maktus
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    Arthritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    Mini Karaoke Microphone

    Mini Karaoke Microphone Sweet Caroline or New York New York?  Karaoke for the people!  Download the app and sing along whenever you're feeling it w...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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  • Irishisms - Maktus
    Irishisms - Maktus
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    Irishisms The Book

    While officially in Ireland we may have only two languages, in truth is it is probably closer to three: English, Irish and Irish-English. And it ...

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  • 101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
    101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
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    101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone

    Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the simple art of taking a few minutes out. This book o...

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
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    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
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    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
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    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Wham Bam Thank You Mam

    For all the George Michael lovers Wham Bam Thank You Mam Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Range ...

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    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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  • Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks

    Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...

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    He Sees You When You are Sleeping

    He Sees You When You are Sleeping  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • What Would She Do - Maktus
    What Would She Do - Maktus
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    What Would She Do

    Meet 25 of the most powerful and inspirational women of all time. From historical world leaders to modern pioneers and international muses, these ...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • RuPaul - Maktus
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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
    Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
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    Fucking Brilliant Journal

    A fun and funny way to stay organised with this little, ruled Black Gold Fucking Brilliant Notebook by Calligraphuck. Ideal for daily use!  Featu...

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  • Crap Taxidermy - Maktus
    Crap Taxidermy - Maktus
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    Crap Taxidermy

    A hilarious collection of truly crap stuffed animals!  You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, br...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
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    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Lil Pressie

    President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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    Garda - Enamel Pin

    You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • 3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
    3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
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    3 Grump Notebooks

    Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down  things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill?

    F*ck, Marry, Kill? We've all played this game in our heads. So let your wildest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game!  

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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  • Dark Pint Print A3 - Maktus
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    Dark Pint A3 Print - Darth

    Having a Dark pint hand drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus design studio right in the heart o...

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  • Hangry Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Hangry Ladies Ankle Socks

    Stay anyway from anyone who is hungry and angry at the same time..but if you tell them you love their socks you might not get yelled at. Women's s...

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; ...

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    Dublin Doodles Tote Bag lp

    Dublin Doodle tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carr...

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    Scarlett For Ya

    Scarlett For Ya - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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  • Jackie Healy Tae Mug - Maktus
    Jackie Healy Tae Mug - Maktus
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    Jackie Healy Tae Mug

    Jackie Healy Tae mug! Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin by our very own Maktus design team!  Get 'em while they're hot! Bring it back ...

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    Bottom's Up Birthday Card

    Bright and beautiful birthday card illustrated by Eleonora Arosio Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired with an FSC certified warm white envelopeP...

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    People I Love, Cats Ladies Socks

    Who needs people when you can have cats to love! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Dublin Skyline

    Dublin Skyline coaster.  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Skyline Coaster- M...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Hi I Don't Care Thanks Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Hi I Don't Care Thanks Ladies Socks

    Hi I don't care, thanks! But you might care if your not wearing these cool socks! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex

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    Cake and Cock Greeting Card

    I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    One Line A Day - Five year Diary

    This classic memory keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five s...

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