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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

Best Selling Products

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    White Board Calendar Planner

    White Board Calendar Planner Keep your days on track and reduce paper usage! This monthly calendar board includes a dry erase marker and magnetic c...

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    Old As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card

    You're gonna need a hosepipe to put out all those candles. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick...

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    Kebabba The Hutt

    Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Laptop Greeting Card

    Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...

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  • Dublin Skyline Tote Bag - Maktus
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    Dublin Skyline Tote Bag

    Dublin Skyline tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! For anyone who wants to feel special, this is a must-have! St...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Emergency Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    Emergency Dad Jokes

    Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...

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  • Birthday Llama - Maktus
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    Birthday Llama

    Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you!  Inside Mess...

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    Ah Jaysus

    Even JC rolls his eyes to Heaven sometimes! Ah Jaysus soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studio right in the heart of D...

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    The Cat Butt Colouring And Activity Book

    The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 hilarious cat butt coloring scenes and 20 meme-worthy activities, all featuring quirky fe...

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    €8.95
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    You Are A Magical Unicorn!

    ''You are a magical unicorn and everyone can go fuck themselves!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank Inside Grey en...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Happy Schitt-mas Greeting Card

    When you you don't have any money, but you do have taste - this is the card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn ...

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  • Talk To Joe Duffy Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Talk To Joe Duffy Enamel Pin

    Its Liveline and your on caller, Talk to me! RTE's finest Joe Duffy immortalized in soft enamel  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design stu...

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Perfect Pear Greeting Card

    To the perfect pear!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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  • Motherf*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks

    These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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    Happy Birthday Cuntface!

    It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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    Leo Picks you something Special

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

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  • Get Shit Done Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Get Shit Done Men's Socks

    I am going to get shit done...Later! How many times have we said this to ourselves. At least you're admitting it with these funky socks. Men's sho...

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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  • Just Married! (Rainbow heart) - Maktus
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    Just Married! (Rainbow heart)

    Just Married! (Rainbow heart) Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
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    Father Ted Heaven

    Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Blossom Morph Mug - Maktus
    Blossom Morph Mug - Maktus
    €14.95

    Blossom Morph Mug

    Heat changing Morph Mug. Make your cherry blossom bloom by pouring in hot liquid Enjoy the beauty of spring every time you you have a hot beverage...

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    €14.95
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    Caterpillar Cake

    Caterpillar Cake! In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blan...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Stripped funny socks
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    Shhh I'm Overthinking Ladies Socks

    To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10...

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  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
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    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Cat in Space Mug

    Cat in Space Mug Puurrfect gift for those cat lovers! Thanks to our amazing Cat in space mug, you'll be able to experience what it would be like to...

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  • Where's The Dude? - Maktus
    Where's The Dude? - Maktus
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    Where's The Dude?

    Where's The Dude? Everyone loves The Dude, the shaggy, laid-back burnout from The Big Lebowski, so memorably brought to life by Jeff Bridges. But ...

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    Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something

    Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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  • Pocket Pal Llama - Maktus
    Pocket Pal Llama - Maktus
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    Pocket Pal Llama -Small

    Pocket Pal Llama Pocket Pals are fully microwaveable and 100% natural infused with lavender. These mini companions will keep your hands warm. ...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks

    No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
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    Have a Merry Auld Christmas

    Have A Merry Auld Christmas!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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  • It's remarkable how long - Maktus
    It's remarkable how long - Maktus
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    It's Remarkable How Long

    It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.50
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  • Scout Party Hat - Maktus
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    Scout Party Hat

    Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

    Know a Crazy Cat Dude? These are the perfect socks for them, just make sure the cat doesn't start nibbling at them. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combe...

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
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    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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  • My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks

    For the wine lover in your life Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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  • Take No Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Take No Shit Ladies Socks

    Take no shit..give no fucks. It's always good to have a little reminder on your socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spa...

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  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
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    You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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