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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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    Christmas Jumpers

    Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Make a splash with this card illustrated by Eoin Whelehan and the Maktus art departent! Christmas Jumpers Card...

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    Pintman Coaster

    Pintman Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    Life Without You is Pintless greeting card

    Life Without You is Pintless. What an empty feeling! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x ...

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  • 52 Things to do while you Poo - Maktus
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    52 Things To Do While You Poo

    Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
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    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Hot Cuppa Mar-Tea coaster

    Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

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    Dark Pint

    Have a dark pint down the pub coaster. Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin City by our very own Maktus team Illustrated and designed by o...

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  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
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    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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  • Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

    When you don't know what to get a special man in your life, socks always have been and always will be the safest bet.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% ...

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  • Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
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    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...

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  • Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
    Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
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    Ronnie Brew Mug

    Ronnie Brew mug. Joseph Ronald "Ronnie" Drew or in this case.. 'Brew'  Designed and Illustrated right here in Dublin by our very own design team! ...

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
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    About Fuckin' Time Wedding Card

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • David Bowie - Maktus
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    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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  • Dublin Burds Tote - Maktus
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    Dublin Burds Tote Bag

    Dublin Burds tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carri...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Dublin Burds Coaster

    Dublin Burds coaster.  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Dublin Burds Coaster- Maktu...

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  • 100 tricks to appear smart in meetings - Maktus
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    100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

    The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

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  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
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    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
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    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
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    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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    Ye Olde Cunt

    Ye Olde Cunt Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope incl...

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  • The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

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    Fountain Of Youth

    The Fountain Of Youth. Out of Order. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Yoda Best Baby!

    Yoda Best Baby Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Cutie Pie  Range of greeting cards. Designed in ...

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  • The Dude - Maktus
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    The Dude

    The Big Lebowski, better known as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
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    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Sex Drugs, and a Cuppa Cha Coaster

    Take home this sexy coaster for your Gran. Sex, Drugs and a Cuppa Cha!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the ...

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  • Tom Thanks - Maktus
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    Tom Thanks

    Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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    A Toast To You! Card

    Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...

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  • Jesus Bandage - Maktus
    Jesus Bandage - Maktus
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    Jesus Bandages

    Jesus heals, 15 very Holy bandages for all your cuts and bruises. Not recommended for crucifixion wounds

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  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
    €14.95

    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €14.95

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