I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Dashboard Jesus Your own personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

"Roy to the world" bless you Roy Keane. Blank inside with a white envelope  170 x 120mm

Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...

How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

Sure isn't slaggin the bollix outta some hoor, the best caric there is!  With the Insult generator you can go local with 6 million Irish insults an...

Ireland (The People are Nice ) Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish So...

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

Hot Stuff Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dimens...

Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

To the perfect pear!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Calm Your Tits Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...