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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Dashboard Jesus - Maktus
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    Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus Your own..personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

    €11.50
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    It's Your Birthday!

    ''OMG! It's Your Birthday!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
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    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Officially Too Old For Leo

    A gentle reminder for that special someone on their birthday!  Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Pink envelope included

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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    Life Without You is Pintless coaster

    The glass is definitely more than half empty!  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Pintless - Maktus designed drink coast...

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  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
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    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Favourite Lad Coaster - Wood

    How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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    Sex Drugs, and a Cuppa Cha Coaster

    Take home this sexy coaster for your Gran. Sex, Drugs and a Cuppa Cha!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the ...

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    €4.50
  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
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    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

    €4.00
  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
    €12.95

    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    Sister Michael

    Christ! You Give Sisters a Bad Name! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want for Christmas, is you!

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    1 Year Older 10 Times Hotter Birthday Card

    Celebrate in style with our 1 Year Older 10 Times Hotter Birthday Card! Designed by Makingshit, this cute birthday card is sure to bring a smile to...

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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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    Pharmacy Coffee Mug

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

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    €14.95
  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    I'll Always Be By Your Side

    For that person of special significance in your life! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown craft envel...

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  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
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    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Irish Insult Generator

    Sure isn't slaggin the bollix outta some hoor, the best caric there is!  With the Insult generator you can go local with 6 million Irish insults an...

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    Calm Your Tits Coaster

    Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Calm Your Tits Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard we...

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    €4.50
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Ah Stop Enamel Pin - Maktus
    €6.95

    Ah Stop Enamel Pin

    Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!".  Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus ...

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    €6.95
  • Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book - Maktus
    €9.95

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book

    Pocket Bowie Wisdom Book Pocket Bowie Wisdom is full of insights into music, identity, fame, love and creativity from one of the most pioneering m...

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    €9.95
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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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