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 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • Scout Party Hat - Maktus
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    Scout Party Hat

    Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Caterpillar Cake

    Caterpillar Cake! In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blan...

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Lil Pressie

    President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...

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    Leo Picks you something Special

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Closer to the Grave Greeting Card

    This card shows them what birthdays are all about...Banter and brutal honesty? Details: Designed by Chris Lyons Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8...

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    You're My Best-tea

    You're My Best-tea! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ ...

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    Logan Roy

    Nobody says it better than Logan! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Free Bus Pass Card

    Not everything about getting old is bad news after all, you can now travel into town every morning for free. Almost makes it all worthwhile now.A f...

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    You're My Favourite Bitch Greeting Card

    Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

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    Brian Kerr Greeting Card

    Who Kerr's that it's your Birthday? Brian Kerr's!  Illustrated in store by Eoin Whelehan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday gr...

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  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch!

    Fabulous day for a fabulous bitch! Designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green Envelope included

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    Cake Candles

    'Please...no more candles' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting car...

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    Old People

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definite...

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    I'll Always Look Up To You Greeting Card

    Pint of stout the aul fellas big day!  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown kraft enve...

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    Sugar Tits

    Here's the perfect colourful birthday card for that Sugar tits in your life. What you mean there isn't one... You need to get one straight away! A ...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Healy-Raes

    Can you decipher this ancient Kilgarvan dialect? We've included a translation just to be on the safe side!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orang...

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    Harry Styles

    Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    I'm So Glad You Won!

    Here's to winning the race!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    Shitshow Greeting Card

    The Shitshow must go on!  Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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    Old Slapper

    You scrub up well for an old slapper Blank inside, 178x126mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    You Old Fogey Greeting Card

    You can put the glasses away for this one!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Owl One

    Show some appreciation for yer Owl One! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensi...

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    Hip Hip Replacement (Female)

    Hip Hip Replacement - It's Your Birthday Greeting Card Shake your bootie on your birthday - just not that much. Ouch!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, ind...

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  • Pintbaby - Maktus
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    Pintbaby Birthday Card

    The legend that is Pintbaby, and now he's buying the birthday rounds!  Pintbaby Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Ins...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    The Only Gift You Need Greeting Card

    Being related to me is the only gift you need Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card. The Coolest President gets you bro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depa...

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    Birthday Girl

    Happy Birthday to the lady who has it all at the ball! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for M...

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    Here's Your Birthday Ride

    Celebrate your birthday driving in style! Designed in the Maktus Stuido! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Old - Maktus
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    Old

    Old. So Fucking Old. Happy Birthday. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Rude Porn Birthday Card

    Paul has stopped watching hardcore industrial drill porn to wish you a happy birthday!  From Brainbox Candy Blank inside Orange envelope included

    €4.00

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