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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
 Birthday cards

Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
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    Piss Cat Greeting Card

    Cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mates, but he had been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street-cred. ...

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    Shitshow Greeting Card

    The Shitshow must go on!  Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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    Botox Greeting Card

    Now might the time to consider botox! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank i...

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    Dwight Birthday Card

    It is your birthday. I hope it's dwight-ful! Illustrated and designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange enve...

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    Laptop Greeting Card

    Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...

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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch!

    Fabulous day for a fabulous bitch! Designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green Envelope included

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    Happy Birthday Cuntface!

    It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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    Fuck you. The End. Greeting Card

    That's all there is to it! Dimensions 120x170mm Blanks Inside Green envelope included

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    let's Get Smashed Off Our Tits!

    Celebrate the special day in appropriate fashion!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green envelope included

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    I Pissed In Your Drink Greeting Card

    It tastes fine I swear!  Bloody carts! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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    Here's Your Birthday Ride

    Celebrate your birthday driving in style! Designed in the Maktus Stuido! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    I'm So Glad You Won!

    Here's to winning the race!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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    Staying Alive Birthday Card

    Congratulations on staying alive another year! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Blue envelop included

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    Happy Birthday Chew You

    Happy birthday chew you. Get ready to laugh it up fuzzball! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm

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    Irish you a Happy *Hic* Birthday!

    I-rish you a happy *hic* birthday! Drunken leprechaun. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    Healy-Raes

    Can you decipher this ancient Kilgarvan dialect? We've included a translation just to be on the safe side!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orang...

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    Mrs Doyle

    Go on, go on, go on, have that slice of cake! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside

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    Gandalf

    A card is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Logan Roy

    Nobody says it better than Logan! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Emu

    Say hello to Zeppelinmoon, a world of illustrated words and poetry where whimsical meets badass! Lovingly written and painted by artist Amber Fosse...

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    Prairie Dog

    Say hello to Zeppelinmoon, a world of illustrated words and poetry where whimsical meets badass! Lovingly written and painted by artist Amber Fosse...

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    You're My Favourite Bitch Greeting Card

    Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

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    Go Ahead Greeting Card

    Go head, underestimate me, that'll be fun........you've now been warned. Dimensions 105x170mm Blank inside Lime green envelope included

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    Let's Fuck Some Shit Up Greeting Card

    Let's fuck some shit up! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensons 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    Fucking Delight Greeting card

    Give this card to that awkward, fowl-mouthed, sarcastic, fucking delight in your life!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank i...

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    U Old AF

    You are certainly old af.. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    You Cute Little Fucker Greeting Card

    You cute little fucker! Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included 

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    Lucky For You Greeting Card

    Lucky for you, I have a thing for older men Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x250mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Your Gift Greeting Card

    This is more than just a birthday card, it's also your gift. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    You Old Fogey Greeting Card

    You can put the glasses away for this one!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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    Deer Asshole

    Deer Asshole!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    Even Idiots Get To Have A Birthday Card

    Can't let the idiots feel left out! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank ins...

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    Finally 21

    Happy birthday....now get out. Designed and illustrated by Haima vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside  ...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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    You're Only Massive

      For your "MASSIVE" significant other! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Blue envelope included

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    Birthday Bush

    For your birthday I remembered to trim my bush! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Logan Roy Christmas Card

    Happy Christmas from Logan Roy! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Some Woman For One Woman

    You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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    I Am Your Gift Greeting Card

    Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...

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    Here's Your Card You Big Baby

    Here's your card you big baby.....baby! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Harry Styles

    Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    One Door Closes

    When one door closes and another one opens, it probably means you are in prison.

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    Mamma Mia

    Mamma Mia! You're the perfect ingredient!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Bl...

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