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Christmas Cards

Discover the wonder of Christmas with the best and most hilarious and sometimes rudest Christmas cards you'll come across in Ireland. We're not sure Santa would approve!
  • Christmas Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Christmas Kisses from Donald

    Who wouldn't want a nice big sloppy smooch from Donald Trump this Christmas? Okay, quite a few of you but the crazy people out there (or maybe you ...

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  • Merry Xmas even Ginger’s - Maktus
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    Merry Xmas even Ginger’s

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas fantastic bitch

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s my birthday

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Clueless Boris Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Clueless Boris Christmas Card

    He's got white hair, he's a bit bumbling (all an act) Boris Johnson could easily be mistaken for Santa Claus. Will he deliver your present for Chri...

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  • When You Find Three Wise Men please let us know - Maktus
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    When You Find Three Wise Men please let us know

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Spread the xmas Cheer - Maktus
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    Spread the xmas Cheer

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Santa Claude - Maktus
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    Santa Claude

    A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card.

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  • Glow Jesus - Maktus
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    Glow Jesus

    127mm x 178mm greeting card printed on high-quality 330gsm ‘Symbol’ card.

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  • You've Got Two Weeks Off Work thanks to me! - Maktus
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    You've Got Two Weeks Off Work thanks to me!

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Xmas Pug - Maktus
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    Xmas Pug

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Young Nude Santa - Maktus
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    Young Nude Santa

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank insi...

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  • Jesus Selfie - Maktus
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    Jesus Selfie

    127mm x 178mm greeting card printed on high-quality 330gsm ‘Symbol’ card.

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  • Wobin Wed Bwest - Maktus
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    Wobin Wed Bwest

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed  on high quality card stock and are blank ins...

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  • Lets Call him Wayne - Maktus
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    Lets Call him Wayne

    Well, it would have been quite a different Bible story, wouldn’t it! You see it is SO important to choose names well, and while I’m sure Wayne is a...

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  • Xmas To Do - Maktus
    Xmas To Do - Maktus
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    Xmas To Do

    Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15 cm Cello wrapped with Red envelope Printed in the UK

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Santa Foot Lock - Maktus
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    Santa Foot Lock

    Description: Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Happy Holidays - Maktus
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    Happy Holidays

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • When I Think About You - Maktus
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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want

    Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with Red envelope Printed in the UK

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  • Ant Fuck Off Xmas - Maktus
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    Ant Fuck Off Xmas

    Description: Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank inside Al...

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  • Be Naughty and save me the trip - Maktus
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    Be Naughty and save me the trip

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Snowman - Maktus
    Snowman - Maktus
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    Snowman

    Inside: Blank Size: 12cm x 17 cm Cello wrapped with Red envelope Printed in the UK

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  • Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad

    Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15cm Gold Foil Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK

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  • You Vile Old Bitch - Maktus
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    You Vile Old Bitch

    We all have that one friend where we can be as filthy as we want to, well now you have a delightfully offensive Christmas card to send them too.

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  • I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas - Maktus
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    I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

    Calling all friends and family of middle-aged wine-addicted women with nothing better to do all day than watch Corrie and drown their sorrows. This...

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas greeting card

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  • Cat Penis Xmas - Maktus
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    Cat Penis Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • All I Want For Christmas is You - Maktus
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    All I Want For Christmas is You

    Inside: Blank Size: 15cm x 15cm Gold Foil Cello wrapped with white envelope Printed in the UK

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  • Fuck You Arsehole - Maktus
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    Fuck You Arsehole

    It must have been a fruedian slip. I'm sure you wouldn't mean to with the recipient of this card a big old festive fuck you. Actually you might but...

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  • I'm baking you a gluten freevegan christmas cake - Maktus
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    I'm baking you a gluten freevegan christmas cake

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas - Maktus
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    Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Swear Tree Xmas - Maktus
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    Swear Tree Xmas

    Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Four Stages in Life - Maktus
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    Four Stages in Life

    This greeting card is A6 (4.1 x 5.8 inches). They’re printed on material from sustainable forests. (FSC approved) They come complete with a 100% re...

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  • You’ve been a total Shit - Maktus
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    You’ve been a total Shit

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Turkey Saw Up - Maktus
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    Turkey Saw Up

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Merry Christmas From the Cat - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas From the Cat

    Ohh Deer greeting cards are square. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They come complete with a 100% recycled brown envelope.  

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  • Express your Elf - Maktus
    Express your Elf - Maktus
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  • What are you getting for Christmas Mummy? - Maktus
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    What are you getting for Christmas Mummy?

    What are you getting this Christmas Mummy? Blind drunk

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  • The Magic of Christmas - Maktus
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    The Magic of Christmas

    Ohh Deer greeting cards are A6. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They come complete with a 100% recycled brown envelope.

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  • Seasons Greetings Fox - Maktus
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    Seasons Greetings Fox

    This greeting card is A6 (4.1 x 5.8 inches). They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They come complete with a brown envelope. Made in t...

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  • It's Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    It's Merry Fucking Christmas

    Are you the kind of person who's skin crawls at the twee "Happy Holidays", slightly vague "Season's Greetings" and "Merry Winterval" sends you into...

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  • You're on the Cunt List - Maktus
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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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  • Its the most.... - Maktus
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    Its the most....

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    Maktus Gift Voucher- Gift Card

    Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Maktus gift card. We have denominations of €10, €25, ...

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    Ellen Degenerous Xmas Card

    A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag

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