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Christmas Cards

Discover the wonder of Christmas with the best and most hilarious and sometimes rudest Christmas cards you'll come across in Ireland. We're not sure Santa would approve!
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    Christmas Kisses from Donald

    Who wouldn't want a nice big sloppy smooch from Donald Trump this Christmas? Okay, quite a few of you but the crazy people out there (or maybe you ...

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    Pintman Christmas Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the Christmas cake but when he goes at it - let it snow let it shnow! Pintman Christmas Greeting Card The perfect f...

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Merry Christmas from you’re Favourite Lad

    The Perfect card for every mantelpiece this Xmas, the meme you know and love, Your Favourite Lad Wood, wishes you a Merry Christmas! Illustrated i...

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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Magical Family Time

    Magical family Time Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the Makt...

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    Spread The Xmas Cheer

    Spread the xmas cheer. Over there. Away from me.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Great Xmas -Dunphy

    Here's to a good xmas, but not a Great Xmas - Eamon Dunphy illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Check out our full range of Christmas c...

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    Clueless Boris Christmas Card

    He's got white hair, he's a bit bumbling (all an act) Boris Johnson could easily be mistaken for Santa Claus. Will he deliver your present for Chri...

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    12 Cans Of Christmas

    What do you mean the pubs aren't open? Looks like you'll have to settle for 12 poxy cans! illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge 12 C...

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    Christmas Jumpers

    Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Make a splash with this card illustrated by Eoin Whelehan and the Maktus art departent! Christmas Jumpers Card...

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  • You've Got Two Weeks Off Work thanks to me! - Maktus
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    You've Got Two Weeks Off Work Thanks To Me!

    You've Got Two Weeks Off Work Thanks To Me! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Santa Claude

    Hilarious Jean Claude Van Dam birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispa...

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    Xmas Pug

    Xmas Pug Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Young Nude Santa - Maktus
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    Young Nude Santa without gifts

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank insi...

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    Happy Fooking Christmas

    Happy Fooking Christmas! Have a deadly one!  Illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge Check out our full range of Christmas cards in st...

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  • When You Find Three Wise Men please let us know - Maktus
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    When You Find Three Wise Men Please Let Us Know

    When You Find Three Wise Men Please Let Us Know Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Wobin Wed Bwest

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed  on high quality card stock and are blank ins...

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    Lets Call Him Wayne

    Well, it would have been quite a different Bible story, wouldn’t it! You see it is SO important to choose names well, and while I’m sure Wayne is a...

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    Xmas To Do - Maktus
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    Xmas To Do

    To Do - Give Christmas card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Merry Craic-mas

    Merry Craic-mas! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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  • Santa Foot Lock - Maktus
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    Santa Foot Lock

    Description: Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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    Merry Crispmouse

    Merry Crispmouse  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays this jolly festive season! Merry christmas will suffice.. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured...

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    When I Think About You

    When I think of you I touch my elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Nollaig Shona Duit

    Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the Maktus team. Check out o...

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    All I Want

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Ant Fuck Off Xmas

    Description: Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank inside Al...

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  • Be Naughty and save me the trip - Maktus
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    Be Naughty And Save Me The Trip

    Be Naughty and save me the trip! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Pintbaby Christmas Card

    It's Christmas, and the drinks are on pintbaby! Pintbaby is back in time for Christmas, and the Christmas rounds are on on him! illustrated in stor...

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    Snowman - Maktus
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    Snowman

    Hey! What happened to my snowman? I Don't know. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    You Vile Old Bitch

    We all have that one friend where we can be as filthy as we want to, well now you have a delightfully offensive Christmas card to send them too. Yo...

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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

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  • Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad

    Merry Christmas Mum And Dad! From Your Least Disappointing Child. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Cat Penis Xmas - Maktus
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    Cat Penis Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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    Christmas Turkey

    Happy Christmas from this special Turkey, the one and only Donald!  illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge Christmas Turkey Card Chec...

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    Santa Claus - Yippie Ki Aye Mother F*%#er!

    Santa Claus has a very special Christmas greeting for you! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Santa Claus - Yippie Ki Aye Mother F*%#...

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  • Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas - Maktus
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    Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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    Horseplay

    This Christmas will be some of the greatest horseplay of all time, said irritable south Dublin resident. Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wi...

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  • Seasons Greetings Fox - Maktus
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    Seasons Greetings Fox

    Seasons Greetings fox Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Swear Tree Xmas - Maktus
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    Swear Tree Xmas

    Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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    Happy Xmas Minus Craic!

    Happy Xmas Minus Craic! Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the ...

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  • Turkey Saw Up - Maktus
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    Turkey Saw Up

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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    Joy To The World

    Joy To The World Irish designed cards. Dimensions 120mm x120mm Blank inside, brown craft envelope.

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  • Merry Christmas From the Cat - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas From the Cat

    Merry Christmas From the Cat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!  

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    Express your Elf - Maktus
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    Express Your Elf

    Express Your Elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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