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Christmas Cards

Discover the wonder of Christmas with the best and most hilarious and sometimes rudest Christmas cards you'll come across in Ireland. We're not sure Santa would approve!
  • Christmas Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Christmas Kisses from Donald

    Who wouldn't want a nice big sloppy smooch from Donald Trump this Christmas? Okay, quite a few of you but the crazy people out there (or maybe you ...

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  • Merry Xmas even Ginger’s - Maktus
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    Merry Xmas To One And All, Even Gingers!

    Merry Xmas One And All, Even Gingers! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Clueless Boris Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Clueless Boris Christmas Card

    He's got white hair, he's a bit bumbling (all an act) Boris Johnson could easily be mistaken for Santa Claus. Will he deliver your present for Chri...

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  • When You Find Three Wise Men please let us know - Maktus
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    When You Find Three Wise Men Please Let Us Know

    When You Find Three Wise Men Please Let Us Know Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Spread the xmas Cheer - Maktus
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    Spread The Xmas Cheer

    Spread the xmas cheer. Over there. Away from me.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope Check out our ...

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  • Santa Claude - Maktus
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    Santa Claude

    Hilarious Jean Claude Van Dam birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting ...

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  • Glow Jesus - Maktus
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    Glow Jesus

    Hilarious birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards in store or on...

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  • You've Got Two Weeks Off Work thanks to me! - Maktus
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    You've Got Two Weeks Off Work Thanks To Me!

    You've Got Two Weeks Off Work Thanks To Me! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Xmas Pug - Maktus
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    Xmas Pug

    Xmas Pug Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range...

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  • Young Nude Santa - Maktus
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    Young Nude Santa

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank insi...

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  • Jesus Selfie - Maktus
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    Jesus Selfie

    Hilarious Jesus Selfie birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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  • Wobin Wed Bwest - Maktus
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    Wobin Wed Bwest

    Description: Official David Shrigley Christmas Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed  on high quality card stock and are blank ins...

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    Lets Call Him Wayne

    Well, it would have been quite a different Bible story, wouldn’t it! You see it is SO important to choose names well, and while I’m sure Wayne is a...

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  • Xmas To Do - Maktus
    Xmas To Do - Maktus
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    Xmas To Do

    To Do - Give Christmas card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Santa Foot Lock - Maktus
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    Santa Foot Lock

    Description: Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Happy Holidays - Maktus
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    Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays this jolly festive season! Merry christmas will suffice.. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured...

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  • When I Think About You - Maktus
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    When I Think About You

    When I think of you I touch my elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope Check out our funny, cool, Q...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Ant Fuck Off Xmas - Maktus
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    Ant Fuck Off Xmas

    Description: Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank inside Al...

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  • Be Naughty and save me the trip - Maktus
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    Be Naughty And Save Me The Trip

    Be Naughty and save me the trip! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Snowman - Maktus
    Snowman - Maktus
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    Snowman

    Hey! What happened to my snowman? I Don't know. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad

    Merry Christmas Mum And Dad! From Your Least Disappointing Child. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • You Vile Old Bitch - Maktus
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    You Vile Old Bitch

    We all have that one friend where we can be as filthy as we want to, well now you have a delightfully offensive Christmas card to send them too. Yo...

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  • I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas - Maktus
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    I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

    Calling all friends and family of middle-aged wine-addicted women with nothing better to do all day than watch Corrie and drown their sorrows. This...

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas greeting card...this cat does not look happy but its recipient will be! Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside for your own m...

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  • Cat Penis Xmas - Maktus
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    Cat Penis Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • All I Want For Christmas is You - Maktus
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    All I Want For Christmas is You

    All I want for Christmas is you. Only joking, I want presents, lots of presents! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with ...

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  • Fuck You Arsehole - Maktus
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    Fuck You Arsehole

    It must have been a fruedian slip. I'm sure you wouldn't mean to with the recipient of this card a big old festive fuck you. Actually you might but...

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  • I'm baking you a gluten freevegan christmas cake - Maktus
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    I'm Baking You A Gluten Free Vegan Christmas Cake- Because You Are A Tosser!

    I'm Baking You A Gluten Free Vegan Christmas Cake - Because You Are A Tosser! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with col...

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  • Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas - Maktus
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    Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Swear Tree Xmas - Maktus
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    Swear Tree Xmas

    Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Four Stages in Life - Maktus
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    Four Stages in Life

    Four Stages in Life Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You’ve been a total Shit - Maktus
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    You’ve Been A Total Shit

    You've Been A Total Shit Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Turkey Saw Up - Maktus
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    Turkey Saw Up

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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  • Merry Christmas From the Cat - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas From the Cat

    Merry Christmas From the Cat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!  

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  • Express your Elf - Maktus
    Express your Elf - Maktus
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    Express Your Elf

    Express Your Elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • What are you getting for Christmas Mummy? - Maktus
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    What are you getting for Christmas Mummy? Blind Drunk.

    What are you getting this Christmas Mummy? Blind drunk Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • The Magic of Christmas - Maktus
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    The Magic of Christmas

    The Magic Of Christmas Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Seasons Greetings Fox - Maktus
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    Seasons Greetings Fox

    Seasons Greetings fox Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • It's Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    It's Merry Fucking Christmas

    Are you the kind of person who's skin crawls at the twee "Happy Holidays", slightly vague "Season's Greetings" and "Merry Winterval" sends you into...

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  • You're on the Cunt List - Maktus
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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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  • Its the most.... - Maktus
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    Its The Most....

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Maktus Gift Voucher- Gift Card

    Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Maktus gift card. We have denominations of €10, €25, ...

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    Ellen Degenerous Xmas Card

    Hilarious Ellen DeGeneres birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting card...

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