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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Of course size matters - Maktus
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    Of Course Size Matters.. No One Wants A Small Glass Of Wine

    Of Course Size Matters. No one wants a small glass of wine. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Good news.  It's Father's day. Bad news... - Maktus
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    Good news. It's Father's day. Bad news? I'm Your Son.

    Good news. It's father's day. Bad news? I'm your son. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
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    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
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    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
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    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • 52 Things to do while you Poo - Maktus
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    52 Things To Do While You Poo

    Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

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  • The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

    The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes A collection of ‘side-splitting’ dad jokes from around the world. •All dads think they are bloody hilario...

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  • Forget about the... - Maktus
    Forget about the... - Maktus
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    Forget About The...

    Forget about the past, it can't be changed. Forget about the future you cannot predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Blank in...

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  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
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    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • You know you’re old...when all your friends smell of piss - Maktus
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    You Know You’re Old...When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss

    You Know You're Old when your friends smell of piss Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • €8.50

    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €8.50
  • Monastery Charades - Maktus
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    Monastery Charades

    A body part, you say? Charades at the monastery. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% co...

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  • Jigsaw - Maktus
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    Jigsaw

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • The Dad - Maktus
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    The Dad

    The Dad This witty and nostalgic book using original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny text is without a doubt a great little book, whi...

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  • €14.95

    Ballerina Jewelry Stand

    Ballerina Stand  Elegant way to display necklaces and other jewelry Dish base holds rings, earrings and earring backs Simple Assembly required Av...

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  • You my sidekick for life - Maktus
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    You My Sidekick For Life

    You my sidekick for life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Is your name magherita - Maktus
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    Is Your Name Magherita? Because I wanna Pizza Dat Ass

    Is your name Margherita? Because I wanna pizza dat ass.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Joking Hazard - Maktus
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    €29.95

    Joking Hazard Card Game

    Joking Hazard Card Game An Offensive Card Game from Cyanide & Happiness. Three or more players compete to build funny and terrible comics about...

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    Watership downer

    English illustrator Al Murphy put his twist on a classic book title! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Speedos - Maktus
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    Speedos

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Face Cake - Maktus
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    Face Cake

    Face Cake Photographic card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with grey envelope

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  • Real Unicorns - Maktus
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    Real Unicorns

    Real unicorns have curves. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • My hero - Maktus
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    My Hero

    Dad, you're my heroBlank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Born to be mild - Maktus
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    Born To Be Mild

    "Born To Be Mild" Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Fox shit up - Maktus
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    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
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    Here He Comes, Hide!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Dad, you're wearing it wrong - Maktus
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    Dad, You're Wearing It Wrong

    "Thank you for my gift, I love it. Dad, you are wearing it wrong." Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in cello with a coloured envelope

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  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
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    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • True Connoisseur - Maktus
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    True Connoisseur

    I'm getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening, with of nuts and dangleberries. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individua...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
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    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Rooting for you - Maktus
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    Rooting For You

    "Rooting for you! Good Luck!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Who are you and why do you keep calling me Mummy? - Maktus
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    Who Are You And Why Do You Keep Calling Me Mummy?

    Who are you and why do you keep calling me Mummy? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • I love Gays - Maktus
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    I love Gays

    I Love Gays! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Cup of shut the fuck up - Maktus
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    Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

    How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope  

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  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
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    Grow It – Bonsai Trees

    Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...

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    €16.95
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    €14.95

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

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