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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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  • Born to be mild - Maktus
    €4.00

    Born To Be Mild

    "Born To Be Mild" Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Fox shit up - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Here He Comes, Hide!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Dad, you're wearing it wrong - Maktus
    €4.00

    Dad, You're Wearing It Wrong

    "Thank you for my gift, I love it. Dad, you are wearing it wrong." Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in cello with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
    €4.00

    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • True Connoisseur - Maktus
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    True Connoisseur

    I'm getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening, with of nuts and dangleberries. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individua...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    €4.50

    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Rooting for you - Maktus
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    Rooting For You

    "Rooting for you! Good Luck!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
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  • Who are you and why do you keep calling me Mummy? - Maktus
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    Who Are You And Why Do You Keep Calling Me Mummy?

    Who are you and why do you keep calling me Mummy? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €4.00
  • I love Gays - Maktus
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    I love Gays

    I Love Gays! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Cup of shut the fuck up - Maktus
    €4.00

    Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

    How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope  

    €4.00
  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
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    Grow It – Bonsai Trees

    Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...

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    €16.95
  • €14.95

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug

    Pharmacy Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee-Pill pot mugs bring you the medicinal help of your favourite drink, but don’t worry, you don’t need a presc...

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    €14.95
  • €10.95

    Cat in Space Mug

    Cat in Space Mug Puurrfect gift for those cat lovers! Thanks to our amazing Cat in space mug, you'll be able to experience what it would be like to...

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    €10.95
  • Toasty Tongs - Maktus
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    €11.50

    Tongs Toast

     Tongs Toast High quality bamboo has been reported to be stronger than steel. You will appreciate the durability of our bamboo Toasty Tongs. Clicki...

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    €11.50
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  • Motherf*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks

    These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove - Maktus
    €16.95

    This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove

    100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inche

    €16.95
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
    €15.95

    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €15.95

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