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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Rude greeting cards

Rude & Offensive Greeting Cards

Chuckles guaranteed! Check out our collection of the rudest and most hilarious greeting cards out there, but be warned they are not for the faint-hearted!
  • €4.00

    You're The Shit

    You're the shit! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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    €4.00
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    Damn You Is Motherfuckin Old

    Damn you is motherfuckin old! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory ...

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    €4.00
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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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    €4.00
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    Doubledecker Poo

    Let's do a doubledecker poo! This lovely quality card measures 150 x 150mm and is blank inside Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced f...

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    €4.00
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    Rude Porn Birthday Card

    Paul has stopped watching hardcore industrial drill porn to wish you a happy birthday!  From Brainbox Candy Blank inside Orange envelope included

    €4.00

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