Valentine Gift Ideas
Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.
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€26.95Boob Cups Set Of Two
Boob Cups Set Of Two The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. Use our set of two boob cups for your 1st coffee o...
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€22.00Fuck Off Slippers - Black
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...
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€9.95Sweaty B*ollocks Soap
This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells di...
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€26.95Aphrodite Oil Diffuser
Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...
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€15.95I Never Fart Ladies Socks
I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€13.95Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat
Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear. One size ...
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€19.95Boob Domino Game
The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...
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€9.95Knob Job Soap Bar
This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood a...
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€12.95Calm your Tits! Tote Bag
Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...
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€9.95Hand Job Soap Bar
Ok so this isn’t just a hand soap, it’s for all over! This fresh gorgeous soap will give you a jolly good wash and it also has anti-bacterial tea t...
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€9.95Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar
Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...
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€25.95Adonis Oil Diffuser
Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...
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€4.00Geebag Pocket Mirror
Geebag Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.
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€13.95How To Live With A Huge Penis
Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...
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€15.95Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks
Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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€15.95Hangry Ladies Ankle Socks
Stay anyway from anyone who is hungry and angry at the same time..but if you tell them you love their socks you might not get yelled at. Women's s...
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€15.95I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks
No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€15.95Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women
Fancy a cocktail influenced by sixty of the world's most iconic women? Free the Tipple pays tribute to a range of incredible women from artists an...
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€9.95Frida Trinket Dish
Frida Trinket Dish Pretty trinkets deserve to be displayed beautifully. This charming trinket dish is shaped as the wonderful Frida Kahlo with flou...
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€15.95Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks
Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....
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€15.95I Do As I Please Women's Socks
I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...
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€9.95Mini Frida Planter
Mini Frida Planter Your friends will envy your indoor garden even more with this charming mini planter, featuring our vibrant Frida with blushing ...
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