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  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting...

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    €3.95
  • 9 To 5 - Maktus
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    €3.95

    9 To 5

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope.

    €3.95
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  • A banana has 108 calories. - Maktus
    €4.00

    A banana has 108 calories.

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • A Few Words - Maktus
    €3.95

    A Few Words

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
    €3.95

    A Freak in the Sheets

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
  • A Good Man - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Good Man

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • A little Bird was just about to tell me - Maktus
    €3.95

    A little Bird was just about to tell me

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • A little Wiser - Maktus
    €3.95

    A little Wiser

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • A Recent Survey - Maktus
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    A Recent Survey

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Wise Woman

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

    €4.00
  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
    €3.80

    About Fuckin Time

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • Abracadabra - Maktus
    €3.80

    Abracadabra

    Abracadabra - Nope You're Still Old Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude,...

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    €3.80
  • After Work We Get Drunk - Maktus
    €3.95

    After Work We Get Drunk

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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    Alan Partridge birthday card

    Happy Birthday - Kiss My Face Alan Partridge wishes you A-HAppy Birthday! Happy Birthday- Kiss My Face Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by...

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  • Alcohol - Maktus
    €3.80

    Alcohol

    Drinking Alcohol Has Never Solved Anyone's Problems, But Then Again, Nor Has Milk! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art depa...

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  • All I ever wanted was everything - Maktus
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    All I ever wanted was everything

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • All You Need Are Good Friends - Maktus
    €4.00

    All You Need Are Good Friends

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Almost gave a Fuck - Maktus
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    Almost gave a Fuck

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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  • Always Love a Woman for Her Personality - Maktus
    €3.80

    Always Love a Woman for Her Personality

    What, women can be moody, says who?? Always Love A Woman For Her Personality, As They Have About 10, It Gives You Options Greeting Card Designed an...

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  • Always One - Maktus
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    Always One

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a Brown kraft envelope.

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  • Amaze Myself - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Amaze Myself

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Amazing As I Am - Maktus
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    Amazing As I Am

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Another grey hare - Maktus
    €3.95

    Another grey hare

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Another year weirder - Maktus
    €4.00

    Another year weirder

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
    €4.00

    Appropriate time

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Artritis - Maktus
    €3.95

    Artritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
    €4.00

    Ashamed

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Ask me about my cats - Maktus
    €3.95

    Ask me about my cats

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
  • Asshole - Maktus
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    Asshole

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Avocado - Maktus
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    Avocado

    The cutest little birthday card for someone very special. A5 card designed by Lucy Maggie Designs, with a brown craft envelope. Measures 120 x 170...

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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awesome

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Bad Ass MOFO - Maktus
    €3.95

    Bad Ass MOFO

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
  • Bad mom - Maktus
    €3.80

    Bad Mom

    Mom, No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Can Always Take Comfort That You Don't Have Ugly Children  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Basic bitch patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Basic bitch patch

    Basic Bitch Patch Greeting Card. Includes a funky iron-on patch. Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky, Rude, Hilarious range...

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    €5.95
  • Beer and porn - Maktus
    €3.80

    Beer and porn

    Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Beer in bed card-on your special day - Maktus
    €3.95

    Beer in bed card-on your special day

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Beer Swimmers - Maktus
    €3.95

    Beer Swimmers

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Before and After Internet - Maktus
    €3.95

    Before and After Internet

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a qua...

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  • Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy - Maktus
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    Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy

    Being an adult is Pretty Easy greeting card. Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky, Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
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    Being old means you can never trust a fart

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Benedict Cumberpatch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Benedict Cumberpatch

    Hilarious Benedict Cumberbatch Greeting Card Sold in Dublin b Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards in ...

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  • Bert & Ernie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bert & Ernie

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Best Dad - worlds - Maktus
    Best Dad - worlds - Maktus
    €4.00

    Best Dad - worlds

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Best of 80s - Maktus
    €4.00

    Best of 80s

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Best Wishes - Maktus
    €4.00

    Best Wishes

    To a shit sports star here's your kick in the balls! Funny Irish birthday card in a shitty retro style. Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions  - Desig...

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  • Bez Dispenser - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bez Dispenser

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
    €3.80

    Big Bag of Cans birthday card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course Funny Irish greeting card designed in store by the Maktus Team!  120mm x 170mm, re...

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    €3.80