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Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
  • €3.95

    Brand New Year

    Here's to a brand new year! (good riddance) Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivory Envelope Inclu...

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  • Cats Eyes - Maktus
    €3.80

    Cats Eyes

    Cats Eyes Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeti...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    Hows's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • I Go To The Gin Everyday - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Go To The Gin Everyday

    I Go To The Gin Everyday Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • I'm not gay but 20 is 20 quid - Maktus
    €3.95

    I'm Not Gay But 20 Quid Is 20 Quid

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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  • Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy - Maktus
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    Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy

    Being an adult is Pretty Easy greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Kebabba The Hutt - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kebabba The Hutt

    Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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  • Raining Men - Maktus
    €4.00

    Raining Men

    Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Too Early To Drink Wine - Maktus
    €4.00

    Too Early To Drink Wine

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Glow worm - Maktus
    €4.00

    Glow Worm

    I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Blame the Parents - Maktus
    Blame the Parents - Maktus
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    Blame The Parents

    I Blame The Parents. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    €4.00

    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Paws for rest - Maktus
    €3.80

    Paws For Rest

    Paws For Rest Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day gr...

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  • Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    €3.85

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Thank you card, Anniversa...

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    €3.85
  • Sour Puss - Maktus
    €3.80

    Sour Puss

    Sour Puss Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dublin ...

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  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.85

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Congrats for getting Shit done like a Boss - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Congrats for getting Shit done like a Boss

    "Congrats for getting Shit done like a Boss Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a kraft brown envelope

    €4.00
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  • This is awesome. Vodka Fish - Maktus
    €3.95

    This is awesome. Vodka Fish

    This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    €4.00

    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
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    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
    €4.00

    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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  • Recreational Drugs - Maktus
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    Recreational Drugs

    Recreational Drugs Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Gin. - Maktus
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    Gin.

    Gin. Its a yes from me!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Really Shit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range ...

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
    €3.95

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • F**king Drunk - Maktus
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    F**king Drunk

    Yeah Yeah Yeah Birthday etc. Now Lets get fucking drunk. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
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    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card The perfect funny, qu...

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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
    €3.95

    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Bertie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
    €3.80

    Happy Birthday You Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentine...

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  • For Ducks Sake Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    For Ducks Sake Card

    Another birthday? For Ducks sake. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

    €4.00
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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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    €3.80
  • Marty Time Card - Maktus
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    Marty Time Card

    Check out our amazing Marty Morrissey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • See this cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Nailed It - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nailed It

    You Fucking Nailed It Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentine...

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    €3.80
  • Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right Take Your Parents For Example - Maktus
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    Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right. Take Your Parents For Example

    You were made, end of. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Take Your Parents As Example. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Special Lady - Maktus
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    Special Lady Wish You Eternal Happiness

    For A Very Special lady, Wishing You Eternal Happiness Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our...

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  • Cheers Big Ears - Maktus
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    Cheers Big Ears

    Thank the person that helped you out! Cheers Big Ears, Now That I Mention It, You Really Do Have Big Ears Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, ...

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    €3.80