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Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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  • 9 To 5 - Maktus
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    9 To 5

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope.

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  • A banana has 108 calories. - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Banana Has 108 Calories.

    A banana has 108 calories. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white e...

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  • A Few Words - Maktus
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    A Few Words

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
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    A Freak in the Sheets

    "A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • A Good Man - Maktus
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    A Good Man

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    A little Ass card

    A Little Ass Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed funny card,  from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dublin by the ...

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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • A little Wiser - Maktus
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    A Little Wiser

    "Another year older, another year wiser, a tiny bit bald-er" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envel...

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  • A Recent Survey - Maktus
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    A Recent Survey

    "A recent survey has found that 1 in 3 men are as stupid as the other 2" Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloure...

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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
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    A Wise Woman

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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  • A Year Wierder - Maktus
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    A Year Wierder

    "A year older, a year weirder" Gold foil embossed  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
    €3.80

    About Fuckin Time

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • After Work We Get Drunk - Maktus
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    After Work We Get Drunk

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

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    Ageing Well

    "Hey, You're ageing well! And by well, I mean a lot." Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello ba...

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    Ah Feck

    You are beautiful!... Ah Feck.. Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivory Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas

    You ain't getting shit for christmas. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Alan Partridge birthday card

    Happy Birthday - Kiss My Face Alan Partridge wishes you A-HAppy Birthday! Happy Birthday- Kiss My Face Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by...

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    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up Greeting Card

    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversa...

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    Alexa

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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  • All I ever wanted was everything - Maktus
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    All I Ever Wanted Was Everything

    All I Ever Wanted Was Everything. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • All You Need Are Good Friends - Maktus
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    All You Need Are Good Friends

    "All You Need Are Good Friends And A Shit Load Of Wine" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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    All-Nighter

    You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

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  • Almost gave a Fuck - Maktus
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    Almost gave a Fuck

    I almost gave a fuck, but I'm better now. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Always Love a Woman for Her Personality - Maktus
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    Always Love a Woman for Her Personality

    What, women can be moody, says who?? Always Love A Woman For Her Personality, As They Have About 10, It Gives You Options Greeting Card Designed an...

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  • Always One - Maktus
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    Always One

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a Brown kraft envelope.

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  • Amaze Myself - Maktus
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    Amaze Myself

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Amazing As I Am - Maktus
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    Amazing As I Am

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
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    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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  • Another Year Older? What the Cluck? - Maktus
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    Another Year Older? What the Cluck?

    Another Year Older? What the Cluck?◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Another year weirder - Maktus
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    Another Year Weirder

    "A year older, a year weirder" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Artritis - Maktus
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    Artritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Ask me about my cats - Maktus
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    Ask Me About My Cats

    "Ask Me About My Cats" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Asshole - Maktus
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    Asshole

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Avocado - Maktus
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    Avocado

    The cutest little birthday card for someone very special. Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside for your own message. Printed onto FSC-approved board...

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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Bad Ass MOFO

    Bad Ass Mother Fucka Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Bad mom - Maktus
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    Bad Mom

    Mom, No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Can Always Take Comfort That You Don't Have Ugly Children  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Bang You On The Coffee Table - Maktus
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    Bang You On The Coffee Table

    Banging your big toe on the corner of the coffee table is painful. The other kind of banging not so I hope!

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  • Basic bitch patch - Maktus
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    Basic bitch patch

    Basic Bitch Patch Greeting Card. Includes a funky iron-on patch. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included....

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  • Beer in bed card-on your special day - Maktus
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    Beer in bed card-on your special day

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Beer Swimmers - Maktus
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    Beer Swimmers

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

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  • Before and After Internet - Maktus
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    Before and After Internet

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrapped with a qua...

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  • Behind every great Mum - Maktus
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    Behind Every Great Mum

    No truer word. Behind every great mum is a family getting in the way. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured en...

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    Being A Parent Is Mostly Just Googling How To Do Shit

    Being A Parent Is Mostly Just Googling How To Do Shit   Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello...

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